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Local woman has now explained meaning of tattoo to everyone she knows

MOOSE JAW, SK – After shoehorning it into a discussion with the downstairs neighbour, Claire Dolby has now told everyone she knows the origin and meaning of her wrist tattoo, in spite of in…

Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch apologizes for error in 1945 headline

NORFOLK, VA – The Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch, the paper of record for Norfolk, Virginia, has issued a correction to a 1945 story that indicated that Nazi organizations were no longer functioni…

QUIZ: Which media descriptor for a white male terrorist are you?

Ever wonder how YOU would be described by the media after committing an act of racially or religiously-motivated terrorism as a white male? Take this quiz and find out, and don’t worry – none of …

Thrifty women organize swap meet to trade unwanted male advice

MONTREAL – Dozens of thrifty women gathered for a swap meet this afternoon, to trade garbage bags full of unwanted male advice each had accumulated over the years. The women met early at a …

Man returns from European vacation with fantastic tales of what they have on Netflix

OTTAWA — Local office temp Ryan Graydon has returned from his first-ever trip to Europe eager to regale his friend with stories of the movies and TV shows available on European Netflix. “So…

Experts: since 2013, Canadian banknotes have had wrong Queen on them

OTTAWA — A group of prominent historians has spoken out this week, condemning the Royal Canadian Mint for a lack of care in the design of the polymer bank notes released in 2013. The group, led b…

Nice man on bus freaking everyone out

TORONTO – Passengers on a packed bus currently heading north on Bathurst Street are watching with fear and concern as a man acts openly good-natured. “I knew something was up when he offered that…

Alberta MLA lists legislature office on Airbnb

EDMONTON – United Conservative Party MLA Derek Fildebrandt has posted his Legislative office on the short-term lodging website Airbnb a day after admitting to double-dipping on his governme…

Guide To: Vancouver

  Thinking of visiting the city that keeps telling you how awesome it is?…