Most frequent lies found on online dating profiles

What are we lying about when trying to woo complete strangers for a date?

1. Won a Nobel Peace Prize

2. Legitimate child of

3. Only has one cat

4. Capable of asking someone out face-to-face

5. identical twin brother ‘Bryan’ Gosling

6. Thinks going out for involves

7. Published author

8. Not a live action role player (LARPer)

9. Cares about your feelings

10. Runs five times a week/Finds running relaxing

11. Condo is not mom’s basement

12. Watches for dialogue

13. Wants to watch The Notebook

14. Single

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