Vatican City – During his online arguments with US president Trump, Pope Leo XIV was able to ratio the president on X, getting more likes than the President’s original post and handing Trum…
Politics
Party that exists only to obtain power not sure what to do now
OTTAWA – Following two by-election wins that have allowed the Liberal Party of Canada to finally cement an electoral majority, Prime Minister Mark Carney has admitted that the party has abs…
Liberal bouncers tell MPs to wait in line to join party
OTTAWA – With Mark Carney’s Liberals finally achieving a majority, bouncers outside the Liberal party have instructed numerous MPs who are now rushing to cross the floor to “wai…
#1 Canadian summer destination is getting away from Poilievre
OTTAWA – Trendspotters have identified the hottest destination for Canadians this summer, and it is putting as much distance as possible between you and Pierre Poilievre. From Acadie-Anapol…
Floor-crosser Marilyn Gladu “accidentally” leaves conversion therapy pamphlets around Liberal Convention
MONTREAL – Attendees at the 2026 Liberal Party Convention have reported finding conspicuously-left pamphlets for a “Shock Away The Gay” conversion therapy camp, apparently distr…
Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me
By: Pierre Poilievre Good afternoon my fellow Canadians, except the ones I don’t like: This morning, Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor to Mark Carney’s traitorous, thievery-loving L…
Poilievre returns to his emotional support culture war
OTTAWA – A leading psychologist says a distressed Pierre Poilievre is regressing emotionally and seeking a safe space in the culture wars by celebrating the Olympics ban of Trans and Inters…
Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women
AUSTIN, TX – In the wake of polls showing that he may have inadvertently made marginal gains with Canadian female voters, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre immediately flew to the United…
Every candidate in NDP leadership race comes in third
Winnipeg, MB – The results are in: All five candidates running to be the next leader of the NDP have finished in third place. “Obviously, this isn’t the result I was hoping for,” said candidate …
Carney puts rules-based international order sign back in window
OTTAWA – After publishing an official statement on behalf of the Canadian government supporting the joint US-Israel bombings in Iran this morning, Prime Minister Carney was spotted happily …
