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Dissolved Proud Boys rebrand as “Hoity-toity Boys”
Anticipating Bill C-10, nation’s TikTok users try dancing to The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
Proud Boys Canada breaks up so members can pursue white supremacy solo projects
Conservatives starting to wonder if it’s a mistake to always choose the least likeable person on earth as leader
Woman exhausts supply of spices in ongoing feud with squirrel
Masked woman can’t stop smiling now that men can’t tell her to smile
Local woman doesn’t want to be that annoying vegan stereotype so she just eats meat
Local teens find old laptop with PornHub Premium account in woods
Toronto roommates stuck together for another lockdown decide to finally kill Trevor
Subway station playing classical music plagued by loitering elderlies
Torontonian engages in beloved Toronto pastime of threatening to leave Toronto
West Toronto getting close to 2025 goal of 1 cannabis dispensary per household
Montreal rioters concerned COVID rules are destroying small businesses before they can destroy small businesses
Toppling of statue causes temporal rift as John A. MacDonald erased from history
Montreal halts road construction until everyone can enjoy it again
Half of Osheaga too high to realize festival ended 2 days ago
iPhone battery collapsing from 100% to 1% signals arrival of winter
Canucks fan doesn’t want to talk about it
Huawei paid us $150 to write this article calling for the acquittal of Meng Wangzhou
City that hosted 2010 Winter Olympics fails to prepare for snow again
Tied Yukon election to be decided by traditional chainsaw throw
Yukon exposed to 2 cases of assholes
Yukon refuses to change clocks back in smug defiance of the will of Demeter
Rest of Canada happy to exchange NWT election results for federal one
York Professor asks for a note from a dictator before agreeing to defer student’s exam
Queen’s students argue their campus outbreak will be way better than Western’s
Gaming the system: Recent 92-year-old university grad gets to die before she pays off her debt
Western University invites David Wooderson from “Dazed and Confused” to speak at convocation
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NDP claim Liberals stole their idea to form majority government
Sun newspapers still reporting Harper majority
90-year-old who has never voted proudly casts first ballot for Social Credit party
Conservatives unveil last minute attack ad accusing Justin of supporting Kansas City
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“Why did Meghan murder Prince Philip?” ask British tabloids
Queen’s cousin dies
Prince Philip named Sexiest Man Kinda Alive
Prince William named world’s sexiest bald man as if Mr. Clean isn’t literally right there
Biden pulls troops out of Afghanistan to keep them fresh for next unwinnable war
U.S criminal justice system to employ millions of protestors to function correctly
Bernie Madoff dies after failing to convince 3 other people to die for him
New Georgia law gives voters AR-15s to protect themselves from criminals trying to give them food and water
Toppling of statue causes temporal rift as John A. MacDonald erased from history
Village virgin sick of donating blood to every ritual sacrifice
July 24th, 1967: French President De Gaulle calls for Quebec to surrender, await for international help for liberation
Portraits of Canadiocity: Martin Luther King Jr
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NHL claims Tom Wilson was only providing first aid by applying ice surface to opposing players’ head injuries
Jack Campbell spends entire day attempting to return $5 bill to total stranger
Blue Jays use money saved by removing radio broadcast to do nothing
NHL finally finds the one bad referee causing officiating problems in all games
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Burger King invokes prima nocta
🔒 Companies outraged that workers are leaving minimum wage jobs before they can be replaced by robots
Air Canada promises to refund tickets with your money
West Toronto getting close to 2025 goal of 1 cannabis dispensary per household
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🔒 Hungover virtual learning teacher points webcam at a Telefrancais video
Uh Oh! Mom listening to Joni Mitchell real loud again
Oscar paparazzi getting great shots of their own laptops
“I’m just so proud to be Canadian,” says celebrity who lives in Bermuda for tax purposes
Houseplant overwhelmed by task of brightening bachelor apartment
Male ally suggests women who don’t want to be attacked surgically implant keys between fingers like Wolverine
Nation’s dads just reminding you that Mom’s birthday coming up, not that you’d forget
Re-opening escape room owners find dozens of trapped corpses
Ontario beams Bat Signal into night sky to see if Batman can take a crack at vaccine rollout
Doctor who kept telling depressed patients to see a clown finally loses license
Hip Gen X-er brags about his rare discontinued vaccine
Online persona successfully hides crippling depression
Editorial: Can a celebrity be governor of California?
Editorial: We’re getting through the entire damn Seder this Passover or so help me I will end you all – by Uncle Morris
Ford promises Oosterhoff controversy will not distract government from the vital work of bungling vaccine distribution
EDITORIAL: Antifa spoiled my crops, soured my dairy cows, and fucked my wife
Woman who doesn’t want children afraid of never having children
Nation’s dads just reminding you that Mom’s birthday coming up, not that you’d forget
Father giving up on son for Lent
Woman diligently washing vibrator pretty sure she could be a good mom
86% of August e-mail traffic just duelling Out-Of-Office messages
2014 Canadian Federal Budget Preview
Most frequent lies found on online dating profiles
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS.
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$.
UNIVERSITY student seeking mannequin to come alive and be my girlfriend.
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Neat! This person who didn’t take the lockdown seriously is about to get vaccinated before you
FUN? This online escape room is just some guy’s poetry portfolio
Progress! Ontarians granted 3 days sick leave to share amongst themselves
I got every covid vaccine. Here’s how they all taste.
You’re Jason Kenney. Can you find an excuse to get out of going to Calgary Pride?
You just lit off a bunch of fireworks before realizing you were in the Art Gallery of Ontario. Can you save the priceless pieces of art?
You magically turned into a bug! Can you live a happy and fulfilling life?
You have a chance to punch a Nazi. Do you take it?
Quiz: Was seeing Jean Chretien choke a guy your sexual awakening or are you normal?
QUIZ: Did you time travel or just nap until it got dark out?
QUIZ: Is your essay too short, or are post-secondary treatises a futile and meaningless exercise in quantifying intellectual abilities in a way that presents a moral and physical hardship to their creator?
QUIZ: Have you made an informed decision not to have children or are you a selfish witch?
Highlights of U.S. Election Day
10 things Doug Ford has already used the notwithstanding clause on
6 rugs that are actually just clothes you left on the floor
5 effortless pottery overalls worn by calmer women than you
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