TORONTO – Targeting children between the ages of 9 to 13, CBC has launched Kids News in the hope that youngsters are robbed of any blissful ignorance by informing them of the happenings in …
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Scheer claims ‘People’s Party’ discriminatory to marionettes like himself
OTTAWA – Following last week’s announcement that Maxime Bernier’s new political party will be known as the People’s Party of Canada, Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has spoken out against the n…
New Brunswick election update: New Brunswick appears to be having an election
FREDERICTION – Although unconfirmed, reports from inside the long forgotten land of New Brunswick suggests the locals are in the process of choosing a new Premier. “Obviously we don&#…
Saskatchewan kind of upset that you didn’t notice them using the notwithstanding clause earlier this year
REGINA – The Saskatchewan government announced today that it’s a little pissed that you didn’t even notice when the province used the notwithstanding clause this year to overrule a court de…
NDP consider replacing Jagmeet Singh with one of their other nationally known, charismatic MPs
OTTAWA – With the NDP struggling in the polls, rumours are swirling that the party may seek to replace current leader Jagmeet Singh with one of their many party officials that combine natio…
National Energy Board insists texting ‘we cool?’ counts as consulting First Nations
CALGARY – On Thursday, the Federal Court of Appeals quashed the proposed Trans Mountain pipeline expansion project, citing as part of their supporting evidence a mass text sent from the Nat…
Conservatives reassure voters that citizenship begins at conception
HALIFAX — Following the its biannual convention, the Conservative Party of Canada has reassured voters of its official position that citizenship will be granted at the exact moment a baby is conc…
Canada doesn’t care about being left out of NAFTA talks, has cooler, more fun trade negotiation to go to anyway
OTTAWA – Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland issued an official statement today that Canada is in no way threatened by the successful bilateral negotiations between the US and Mexico…
Far-right groups demand removal of Sir John A statues down after learning he was an immigrant
MONTREAL – Far-right wing groups are calling for the immediate removal of any statues, busts, or dedications to Canada’s first Prime Minister after learning that he was born in Scotland. Ma…
Federal government thank wildfires for clearing path for Trans Mountain pipeline
KAMLOOPS, BC – The federal government is celebrating an unexpected windfall as it has discovered that the wildfires ravaging British Columbia have coincidentally cleared the path for the Tr…
