MONTREAL – Prominent men’s rights groups across the country are protesting the annual Victoria Day celebration, accusing it of unfairly favouring Queen Victoria over King Victoria. “This is a per…
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Scandal-plagued senators debate shutting down the Senate opium den
OTTAWA – Following several years worth of lascivious scandals and low approval ratings, the Upper House of Parliament is strongly considering permanently closing their illicit opium den to …
The Beaverton Remembers: Elbowgate
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Tasty Nunavut
Introducing our #fun cooking show for people living in Canada’s north!…
Canadian journalists’ “Appropriation Prize” aims to represent marginalized cultures the way white people imagine them
TORONTO — Several high-profile Canadian journalists pledged money on Thursday night toward an “Appropriation Prize” that would reward white, middle-class journalists for writing about margi…
Parts of Quebec, Ontario inundated with politicians looking for flood photo-ops
MONTREAL – Hundreds more soldiers and disaster relief personnel have been mobilized in response to the sudden influx of municipal, provincial, and federal politicians who have saturated par…
Portraits Of Canadiocity: Margaret Atwood
Margaret Atwood, a great Canadian writer hiding a terrible secret.…
Somalian refugee family names baby after Detention Centre they are being indefinitely held at
TORONTO – Looks like Justin Trudeau isn’t the only one getting the honour of having a baby named after him! The Casowe family, who have been stuck in a refugee detention for 8 months since …
Canada to Kevin O’Leary: “I’m out”
OTTAWA – After a four month long pitch to Canada’s panel of esteemed Conservative voters, the business savvy nation stated that Kevin O’Leary’s purported valuation was “way off” and that th…
Canada responds to US lumber tariff by slapping 30% tax on white nationalism
OTTAWA — The Canadian government this week responded to US President Donald Trump’s decision to impose a 20% tariff on softwood lumber imports by implementing a 30% tax on America’s chief e…