VANCOUVER – It was last Saturday, a brisk afternoon on Main Street, just North of 5th Avenue. I was the person walking their wiener dog. You were the public urinator. When I saw you there, …
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LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS.
LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS. Home-shucked. Also some diet pepsi cans full of watermelon seeds available. Call Jerry Gee, 519-555-8726…
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$.
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$. Just kidding. Call Pete, 416-555-8312…
UNIVERSITY student seeking mannequin to come alive and be my girlfriend.
UNIVERSITY student seeking mannequin to come alive and be my girlfriend. Serious calls only. Inflatable love dolls OK. Call Herm, 416-555-3764…
