Trump loses interest in buying Greenland after learning it isn’t a money-themed amusement park
WASHINGTON, DC – Following reports that US President Donald Trump has made numerous inquiries into buying Greenland, several White House staffers have revealed Trump’s initially keen intere…
Woman’s Postmedia boycott fails when she discovers she’s a subsidiary of Postmedia
VANCOUVER – Gretchen Jones knew boycotting Canada’s largest newspaper company wouldn’t be easy given its monopolistic hold on Canada’s print media, but she didn’t realize how difficult it w…
B.C. government says millions in subsidies necessary to prevent fracking industry from packing up natural gas deposits and leaving
VICTORIA – Responding to a report finding the B.C. provincial government gave $663 million in subsidies to natural gas producers last year, Premier John Horgan is adamant that these subsidi…
Report: 6 more ethics violations will win Trudeau a free 6 inch sub at Parliament’s cafeteria
OTTAWA – Ethics Commissioner Mario Dion said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau only has to violate the Conflict of Interest Act six more times before receiving a free six inch submarine sandwic…
Ontario government replaces OSAP with Taylor Swift
TORONTO – After superstar Taylor Swift made a generous donation to support a fan’s tuition fees, the Ontario government has announced that the American singer-songwriter will now be the onl…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 4
Emma and Miguel take down Canada’s gun lobby; Ann Pornel dishes on extreme celebrity diets.…
Silicon Valley pioneers climate hacking as way to solve climate change, totally fuck over planet
Recklessly messing with the environment got us into this mess, so maybe recklessly messing with the environment can get us out of this mess…
Study: Canadians favourite summer activity is pretending to enjoy camping
“This is fun, right?”…
Oh great, the Gastown Steam Clock is vaping now
UGH. Just when you wanted some relief from that tacky tourist clock Vancouverites love to hate, the timepiece has taken up vaping so it can be even more unbearable. It seems like this young, impr…
Improved mall map tells visitors how to just get to the goddamned Cinnabon
BURLINGTON – Visitors to an Ontario mall are raving about the newly implemented map system which clearly and concisely communicates to visitors how to just get to the freakin’ Cinnabon already. “…
