CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI – After many months of public uncertainty, sources have confirmed that Mom really could do with a lot less of Charles today, you know? “It’s been long-established that Mo…
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United Kingdom considered powerful nation despite needing 3 days to put hat on old man
LONDON – With King Charles Coronation taking up nearly the entire weekend, many are asking, “if the UK is considered a powerful country, why do they need three whole days to put this hat on…
Harry hopes publicizing struggles will help ordinary people with their own world-famous royal families
LOS ANGELES – Speaking at a launch event for his new memoir “Spare”, Prince Harry of the United Kingdom communicated his desire that the book will be used as a tool for regular people dealing wit…
Trump sues far-right Brazilian protestors for trademark infringement
BRASILIA – As far-right supporters of former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro riot in the country’s capital to protest his electoral loss, former US president Donald Trump has sued them f…
Canada to allow international students to work more hours to expedite exploitation
OTTAWA, ON- Canada has finally stepped into the 19th century by removing labour limits on how many hours international students are allowed to work, so that they don’t need to wait for graduation…
Trudeau keeps running mouth about Putin as if Canada isn’t perfect target for nuclear warning shot
GENEVA – Several diplomats have disclosed to the international press their growing concern that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau continues to run his mouth about Putin as if he is obl…
British Prime Minister regenerates into Rishi Sunak
LONDON — The news is in! The 57th incarnation of the iconic British Prime Minister will be Rishi Sunak. Sunak will be the youngest Prime Minister in 200 years, as well as being the first person o…
Liz Truss resigns after long, illustrious reign of power spanning two British monarchs
LONDON – In a decision that will surely shake Britain and the power structures of the whole Western world, stalwart veteran PM Liz Truss has decided to step down from her long-held seat of power …
Corgis everywhere struggling to find a new gimmick
LONDON, UK – Following the death of Queen Elizabeth II, the world’s corgi population is scrambling to find a new trademark to stay relevant in the global dog scene. “We’ve been trying…
US condemns Iran for policing women’s bodies the wrong way
NEW YORK CITY — In his address to the United States General Assembly on Wednesday, US President Joe Biden condemned Iran’s violent enforcement of the country’s hijab law, saying the right way to …