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5 random children invited to David Suzuki Foundation as enigmatic environmentalist chooses successor
VANCOUVER – A hush fell over the rapt crowd on Monday as mysterious environmentalist David Suzuki appeared in public for the first time in years to choose a successor. Heavily favouring a g…
Christy Clark resigns as CEO of B.C. Liberals
VANCOUVER – After losing a motion of non-confidence with investors following a rocky second quarter, Christy Clark has decided to step down as CEO of the B.C. Liberal Party and take her sev…
After consulting tenancy act, local woman decides to ask landlord for her kidneys back
TORONTO – After a fractious relationship with her landlord caused her to consult the Ontario Landlord and Tenant Act, local woman Huma Sayeed has decided to ask him for her kidneys back. “I…
Christy Clark and John Horgan agree to joint custody of British Columbia
VANCOUVER – Following weeks of political uncertainty in British Columbia, with no party winning a majority of seats in its most recent provincial election, Liberal leader Christy Clark and …
White smoke billows from BC pot shops indicating a new government has been chosen
VANCOUVER – After nearly three weeks of waiting, white smoke has appeared from the many BC medical marijuana dispensaries indicating that a new Premier has been chosen. Thousands lackadaisi…
Tourists line up to offer their children to famous local sea lion
RICHMOND, BC – Hundreds of tourists at Steveston Fisherman’s Wharf offered up their small children to the famous sea lion who performed an impressive grab of a small child on Saturday…
Used Vancouver ballot box now acting as a bachelor pad for $1700/month plus utilities
VANCOUVER – An empty ballot box for the provincial riding of Vancouver-Langara is now being offered as a bachelor pad for $1,700 per month plus utilities. The three square foot, very low ce…
BC candidate awkwardly reaches out to local constituents at Wreck Beach
VANCOUVER – A BC Conservative Party candidate decided to reach out to electors in the hotly contested Vancouver-Point Grey Riding by canvassing Wreck Beach, a popular destination for nudist…
BC NDP desperately searching for some way to lose election
VANCOUVER – With only two days to go before the province votes, the British Columbia provincial NDP is frantically looking for some way, any way, to hand this election to the Liberals again…