Newborn rates life 7 out of 10

LOCAL HOSPITAL – Little miracle, Jennifer Robins Hughes, weighing 5.5 lbs, who just moments ago passed through her mother’s birth canal, has given existence a lacklustre 7 out of 10. “It’s good, …


Local man too poor to avoid paying taxes

RIVERVIEW, NB – Sources have confirmed that local man Maurice Fitzroy will not earn enough to not pay taxes for this year despite his best efforts at trying to be wealthy enough to pursue t…