Majority of Canadians support country’s separation from Jason Kenney
EDMONTON – A new poll suggests that a majority of Canadians support Canada making a clean break from Alberta Premier Jason Kenney. If a referendum were held today, 92% of Canadians would sa…
Doug Ford to privatize birds
TORONTO — This week, Premier Doug Ford announced a bold plan to privatize birds in the province of Ontario. “We’ve been wasting money on public birds for too long,” said Ford. “We simply ca…
Study shows that most fathers simply long to be given the beat, boys
CLEVELAND, OH – After a comprehensive four decade long study, scientists at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s research wing have conclusively determined that most fathers value being given…
Canadian lectures American on how only 17 people were shot in Toronto over the weekend
TORONTO – In an effort to demonstrate Canada’s superior gun laws and protection of its citizens, local man Jared Wilson chided his American friend for not having smaller scale mass shooting…
Boyfriend not sure about this “top sheet” thing
SACKVILLE, NS – Local boyfriend Robert Bell is voicing concerns about the top-sheet that was recently installed on his double twin bed by girlfriend Nila Joshi. “I already have a sheet!” Be…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 3
Emma and Miguel discuss a robot takeover; Tim Fontaine talks the wooing of Indigenous voters.…
Every political party has found a unique way to alienate Indigenous Peoples
We’ll settle for half.…
Half of Osheaga too high to realize festival ended 2 days ago
MONTREAL – Roughly 20,000 spectators have continued to attend Montreal’s indie music festival at Parc Jean-Drapeau unaware that the event ended some two days ago. Revellers who had not come…
We uncover the real reason Trudeau won’t introduce Sharia Law
Do we really think this guy is capable of pulling it off?…
Local Aunt needs a vacation from her vacation
HAMILTON, ON– During a ten day all-inclusive trip to Cuba, local aunt Brenda Sommers has officially declared that she officially needs a vacation from the very vacation she is currently exp…
