by PierrePoilievreStan43 Listen up, you left-wing commies, my friends and I have been getting a lot of shit for exercising our God-given right to protest at Traitor Trudeau’s Belleville Lie-A-Tho…
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Editorial: With news blocked on Facebook, we the Beaverton are now the sole arbiters of truth
By The Beaverton Editorial Staff, aka Supreme Rulers of Truth and Fact Greetings subjects! As you may have read, back in the Before Times when factual news articles weren’t yet banned from this s…
Editorial: My home business is the result of 1% inspiration and 99% denying I’m the victim of a pyramid scheme
by Maria Lawson Hey Huns, I wanted to write to you all and tell you about this amazing new opportunity that allows you to work from home, be your own boss, have a life, feel empowered, meet lots …
Editorial: Where are all the White Fridays?
By: Jordan Peterson Imagine if you will, a sale of sorts, in which the hierarchical notion of sovereignty and power is given directly back to the consumer. This individual person of power, which …
Editorial: Trudeau could have ended the Freedom Convoy protest in no time if he’d just let them kill him
By: Bryce Duclair As the inquest into the use of the Emergencies Act drags on into it’s third week, the defenders of Justin Trudeau’s horrific abolition of civil rights keep saying it…
I know we’ve called every Conservative Leader for the last 7 years a right-wing extremist, but this time we mean it
By Justin Trudeau As you know The Conservative Party of Canada has selected Pierre Poilievre as their new Party Leader. Unfortunately I have to warn you that Mr. Poilievre is a dangerous right-wi…
Editorial: This is my very bad, not thought out opinion and if you get even a little mad at me I’ll freak the fuck out
By: Liza Garr To all of you fortunate readers who have the honour of reading my words, welcome to the editorial section. This is a space where I feel comfortable to share my malformed and hastily…
Editorial: Actually, some of my best friends are multicultural – by Michael Ford
My uncle Doug Ford and I have been getting a lot of flak online for my recent appointment as Ontario Minister of Multiculturism and I don’t think it’s fair, not one bit. What people don’t seem to…
Editorial: If COVID-19 is so bad, how come I got it 3 times and I can still do a backflip?
I’ve had COVID-19 thrice now, and I gotta say: what’s the big idea? Why are we trying to prevent it so much when it’s just like a little cold that barely stops you from doing anything! I can stil…
OP-ED: You wearing a mask actually is infringing on my freedom by making me feel guilty and selfish
NOTE: The author of this op-ed has requested to remain anonymous (But not because I’m not proud of my opinion, okay?) I am a man of principle. It’s important to stick up for what you believe and …