VANCOUVER – Now that a large guillotine has been erected in front of the West End tower that contains his $2.4 million condo, investment banker Wesley Sanderson wants everyone to know how deeply...
Condom ad quickly running out of visual metaphors to signify cumming
New York, NY – The writing team behind Durex Ultrathin’s latest commercial have hit a stumbling block after realizing they have used up every known visual cue to let the audience know the people...
New immigrant family adjusting to Canadian life by ignoring colonial violence
WINNIPEG – As recent newcomers to Canada, the Khalil family have faced many challenges, but one of the greatest lessons they learned is that there is nothing more Canadian than ignoring the lega...
Meditation class helps local man be present in the shitty, shitty moment
Salmon Arm, BC – Local resident Tobias Efinggs is praising a recent mediation course as truly helping him to be more mindful and live in the terrible, awful present. “I used to spend my time wor...
Pfizer says EpiPen shortage will not affect critical supply of Viagra
OTTAWA – One of the world’s largest pharmaceutical corporations issued a reassuring statement about availability of one of its most profitable and therefore life-saving prescription drugs to tho...
Local consultant not sure what he does, either
TORONTO – Eight months after starting work at his firm, local consultant Keith Calderon still has difficulty explaining what it is that he actually does for a living. “What does consultant mean?...
Brand’s ‘About Us’ page only raises more questions
VANCOUVER – After a successfully ubiquitous, cross-platform ad campaign that asked consumers if they are good #inspirementalists, the brand Inspirementalism Inc. has enjoyed unprecedented growth...
Ford dismantles Wynne legacy by scrapping law that says you can’t drown kittens on school property
TORONTO – After ending policies on carbon-pricing, vaping, ticket scalping, guaranteed income, and police oversight, Doug Ford has continued to dismantle the Liberal legacy by cancelling Kathlee...
3D-printed guns single-handedly saving crafting industry
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprise move to many, the arts and crafts retail chain Michaels announced plans to join forces with the organization Defense Distributed in support of the US Justice Dep...
Life Hack: You can just LIE about going to the gym
For those struggling to find the time to fit an active routine into their already busy lifestyle, the good news is you may no longer need to worry about achieving such a perfect balance as you may be ...
