WINNIPEG – A shorts-clad jogger has been spotted running in the River Heights neighbourhood, a sight that all metropolitan Canadians know heralds the true beginning of winter. “He was so ma…
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Oh no! Unread email continues to exist
WINNIPEG – Local account manager Meghan Gessele was horrified this week to discover that, upon returning to her workstation after using the restroom, an unread email she had left unread was…
Sad man finds new favourite flavour of chips
WINNIPEG – Local pitiful human being, Jordan Wright, 34, has cemented his status as a notably bleak man by announcing that he has discovered a new favourite flavour of potato chips. “Oh God…
Local commuter fantasizes about world on other side of salt-caked bus window
WINNIPEG — While riding the number 12 William bus on her daily morning commute Jaynice Shermer, 37, actively fantasized about the world hidden just outside the filthy bus window. “What wond…
Holy shit! Winnipeg wins something!
CALGARY – Early reports indicate that a team or organization relating to, or originating from, the city of Winnipeg has finally won a championship above the amateur level. Portage and Main …
750,000 people trapped living in Winnipeg
WINNIPEG – The Red Cross is reporting at least 750,000 people are still trapped living in Winnipeg carrying on with their day-to-day lives. The evacuation remains at a standstill as delusio…
Giving back to the community: Winnipeg police helicopter plays road hockey with local kids
WINNIPEG – Taking time out of its busy day of pursuing suspects from above, the Winnipeg Police Services helicopter was down to earth playing road hockey with some youngsters in the North E…
Meet the German tourists who have been lost in Winnipeg’s underground for five years
WINNIPEG – A cross-country adventure of Canada five years ago has turned into a Winnipeg subterranean misadventure for tourists Karl Ziegler and Anna Kraus. On a scheduled visit to Manitoba…
Francophone politician slams Canada’s diversity for not assimilating his culture
OTTAWA – Conservative MP and former party leadership contender Maxime Bernier recently accused the Trudeau government of practicing “extremist multiculturalism” by not assimilating him into…
Maxime Bernier blames multicultural extremists for plotting Winnipeg’s Folklorama
WINNIPEG – In yet another illustration of what he calls ‘multicultural extremism,’ Conservative MP Maxime Bernier has slammed the diversity fanatics at Winnipeg’s Folklorama for plotting a …