OTTAWA – In what political insiders are calling his first major misstep of an election year, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau humiliated himself today by trying and failing to pull off a very …
Sandra Oh makes history by becoming first good thing to come out of Ottawa
OTTAWA – Last night was a night of firsts, as Sandra Oh became the first person of Asian descent to host the Golden Globes, the first woman of Asian descent to win multiple Golden Globes, a…
As porch thefts increase, police advise homeowners to start bringing in their porches at night
CALGARY – Police are telling homeowners that the best way to avoid the increasingly common phenomenon of porch theft is to remove the temptation and bring their porches inside rather than l…
Vancouver police say carrying assault rifles at parades is necessary to deter Ferris Buellerism
VANCOUVER – Following public outcry at images of Vancouver police officers openly carrying assault rifles at public events like parades and street festivals, the Vancouver Police Department…
Johnson & Johnson claims asbestos in Baby Powder was benevolent attempt to fireproof world’s babies
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – Following widespread anger, lawsuits and a precipitous stock price drop when it was revealed that Johnson & Johnson have known for decades that their Baby Powder was…
If I were the PM handling China, I would have already sent several rescue teams to their death
By: Andrew Scheer As I write this, two Canadians are being detained in China in response to the Vancouver arrest of the CFO of the Chinese technology firm Huawei. Our Prime Minister’s response to…
Toronto Police ask black community to apologize for making them look so bad
TORONTO – Following a widely publicized report from the Ontario Human Rights Commission that reveals black people are 20 times more likely to be shot and killed by Toronto Police than white…
BC business leaders worry new climate plan does too much of not enough
VANCOUVER – The BC business community is cautioning that the BC government has put forth a climate plan that doesn’t go nearly far enough to address the catastrophic threat of global warmin…
New OPP Commissioner vows to stamp out corruption that resulted in appointment of new OPP Commissioner
TORONTO – Newly named Commissioner of the Ontario Provincial Police Ron Taverner has promised that under his leadership, the force will not allow the kind of rampant political corruption th…
New law forces Albertans to carry at least one barrel of bitumen in luggage when travelling to West Coast
EDMONTON – In response to an industry-wide glut caused by an inability to get its oil to Pacific tankers, the Notley government has decreed that every Albertan travelling to the West Coast …