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Vietnam veteran acquitted in assault of flashmob

NEW YORK – After maiming an entire flashmob two years ago, Vietnam veteran Lester Farley was acquitted of 36 cases of assault earlier this afternoon. “Personally, I’m satisfied with the ver…

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Pont Champlain to remain terrible until 2025

MONTRÉAL – The City of Montreal has confirmed reports that the reconstruction of the Champlain Bridge will cause horrendous problems until 2025. “I know that we said that it would be finish…

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