Plastic bag trees in full bloom thanks to Canada’s preservation efforts
OTTAWA – Just as Canadians start to head outside and enjoy the warm weather, many of them will once again notice the colourful flowers of the plastic bag tree. Conservation efforts over the…
NRA outraged Waffle House shooting hero didn’t use gun, be white
NASHVILLE — NRA senior executives are reportedly outraged that a deadly mass shooter at a Waffle House was foiled, not by a white man with a gun, but instead by James Shaw Jr., an unarmed A…
Edmonton’s Burger Baron moves further down the line of succession
EDMONTON – While the the news that Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge and The Duke of Cambridge welcomed their third child on Monday – a little brother for Prince George and …
When will there be a men’s earth day?
By: Karl Smith For the last of 47 years people all over the world have celebrated Earth Day to draw attention to environmental protection and for 47 years I have wondered when will there be a Men…
Westworld Season 2 Spoilers: The Park is just the Man in Black’s finished basement
As Season 2 of Westworld premiers, here are a few choice spoilers the Beaverton has obtained: 1) The Park is just the Man in Black’s Finished basement You’ll notice in Season 1, lots of questions…
Baha Men abandon multi-year investigation into who let the dogs out
NASSAU, BAHAMAS – After beginning a fruitless investigation into the identity of the person (or persons) who released 48 dogs from a Bahaman dog pound during a party in March 2000, internat…
Netflix greenlights reboot of 64,000-year-old cave painting
LOS GATOS, CA – Following the success of reboots/sequels like Fuller House, Gilmore Girls and Lost In Space, Netflix is now looking at humanity’s oldest artistic endeavor as a fresh yet pal…
Canadian tourist in London unsure if street hawker is selling authentic Royal Babies
LONDON – Despite the British vendor’s persuasive arguments, Canadian tourist Eric Forte remains unconvinced that the street merchant is actually selling the biological children of Kate Midd…
Idiot loser arrives at event on time
MONTRÉAL – Wishing to attend a concert at local music venue Le Mixtape, systems analyst Brent O’Connell recently arrived at the advertised start time of 8:00 pm like the complete moron that he is…
These 5 people now live in P.E.I. because they couldn’t pay the $47 Confederation Bridge toll
These five people couldn’t afford the $47.00 toll to take the bridge off of Prince Edward Island. So now they live there. It could happen to you! 1. https://depositphotos.com/search/tourist…
