Child’s New Year’s resolution to become ninja robot alarmingly successful

WINDSOR, ON – The parents of six-year-old Anthony Parker are both proud and shocked at the speed with which he achieved one of his New Year’s resolutions: “to become a big ninja robot.” Sou…

How Canada Lowers It’s Sexual Assault Numbers

  Emma uncovers the disturbing way Canada makes itself seem like a safe country for women. Full story: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheBeaverton.…

Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?

The wind in your hair. A spike in endorphins. Running is a wonderful thing. But do you know why you are running? Are you jogging or fleeing? Sources Runners on the bridge Forest trail Running sho…

York trustee who used n-word looks exactly like you imagined

WOODBRIDGE – The York Region District School Board was shocked and appalled to hear that one of their trustees used the n-word in a public response to a black mother. That was, until they h…

Canadian banks now charging $3.50 for every button you press on an ATM

TORONTO – Canada’s largest banks are now charging a $3.50 fee for every button that is pressed on any bank machine. RBC, TD, BMO, ScotiaBank and CIBC claim that the new ‘digit service fee’ …

Russian influence called into question after entire White House staff found wearing tracksuits

WASHINGTON – Russian influence over the White House is once again being called into question, after high-ranking members of staff were seen sporting new tracksuits. In response to the accusations…

Toronto Police celebrate #BellLetsTalk by tasering, beating suspect with mental illness

TORONTO – Toronto Police Services have announced their participation in Bell Let’s Talk mental health campaign by kicking, punching, and tasering a suspect with schizophrenia. “It’s time th…

TTC press conference will get going as soon as reporters move to back

  Tonight at 10 PM (ET) on Comedy, the TTC has an important announcement to make…just as soon as everyone gets behind the white line. Also be sure to catch our Facebook Live pre-show t…

200,000 liters of wind and solar power spilled on indigenous land in Saskatchewan

STOUGHTON, SK – Nearly a quarter million liters of crude sunlight and wind have spilled from a renewable energy pipeline on indigenous land southeast of Regina. “The pipeline was shut down …

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