Mitch McConnell Congressmansplains arcane senate rules to Elizabeth Warren
WASHINGTON D.C. – One day after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell stunned Democrats when he interrupted Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren’s speech about Jeff Sessions’ past and us…
Quiz: Why didn’t your father say he loved you before he died?
The bond between child and father is one of the most important in a person’s life. In your case the lack of love between the two of you will haunt every future relationship. But instead of …
NDP wonders why they never get to vacation with billionaires
OTTAWA – After revelations that both Justin Trudeau and Rona Ambrose had spent part of the Christmas holiday on property belonging to extremely wealthy supporters, Thomas Mulcair and the ND…
Dozens of refugees cross back into US after realizing they’re in Manitoba
Emerson, MB – More than 50 refugees fleeing into Canada from the US to avoid the Presidency of Donald Trump turned back after realizing they had entered the province of Manitoba. “Are you s…
How Trudeau’s Liberals stay to the centre of centre
Tonight at 10 on Comedy, will Justin Trudeau’s Liberals finally pay a political price for breaking election promises?…
Planet Earth II bonus footage includes 17 hours of animals shitting
UNITED KINGDOM – Following the highly successful premiere of Planet Earth II, the producers of the documentary have released 20 hours of additional footage, a full 17 of which show animals …
The Beaverton’s prison rankings – The best of the best
Are you facing prison time or thinking that you’ll eventually end up in one? The Beaverton has once again evaluated every prison in Canada for prospective inmates. Here are the six that cam…
We asked some Australians to try these classic Canadian snack foods and they died, they all died
We thought we’d have a bit of fun and get our friends from Down Under to try some of our favourite Canadian snacks. Unfortunately it went horribly, horribly awry. 1. Ketchup Chips Sure it sounds …
Betsy DeVos promises to pass GED in time for first day of work
WASHINGTON D.C. – Immediately after being confirmed as Secretary of Education in an extremely close Senate vote, Betsy DeVos spoke to the media and promised to secure her General Educationa…
“This is how fascism starts,” says man who hasn’t been paying attention for last couple months
FREDERICTON — Local man Carl Hampton recently retweeted Donald Trump’s statement that “all negative polls are fake news” with the phrase “This is how fascism starts,” notably missing out on the f…
