Pardoned turkey revealed to have ties to Trump Campaign, Russia
WASHINGTON DC — As president Donald Trump observes the White House Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning a turkey, investigators have revealed that the poultry will also be pardoned for helpi…
Whitehorse grandfather from 2075 regales grandchildren about surviving with only 2 Starbucks locations
GREATER WHISTLE BEND AREA – An 88-year-old grandfather recounted another harrowing tale of survival when the fledgling Yukon capital only had a mere two Starbucks locations. “Back in my day…
Justin Trudeau voted 3rd best Prime Minister named Trudeau
OTTAWA – Two years into his term as leader of Canada, a new study has revealed that Canadians perceive Justin Trudeau to be the third-best Prime Minister named Trudeau in the nation’s histo…
Woman who actually finishes screenplay in coffee shop immediately spills coffee on laptop
VANCOUVER- For the first time in coffee shop history, a local woman, Sandra Carins, 26, actually completed a screenplay, one she had been working on for the past six years, only to immediately kn…
BREAKING: Local dog feeling great
KAMLOOPS — Late-breaking reports indicate local golden retriever, Max, is loving life and is just having the best day. “Woof! Woof!” shouted Max the dog to a crowd of fascinated onlookers a…
Hobo sick of floating towards the scent of a pie only to arrive at some vaping teen
VANCOUVER – Not everyone approves of the shift toward smoke-free tobacco alternatives, including one hobo who says he’s sick and tired of floating through the air towards the smell of fresh…
How to cultivate an All-Apologies leadership style
Eliott Salmon For Beaverton Business Sorry to bring this up, but if your company is anything like mine, and it might not be, it probably has a big problem with leadership. Canadian business leade…
New Transgender state Congresswoman proposes banning transphobes from using public bathrooms
Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…
Heartwarming! This couple nicknamed their crippling co-dependence love
While most couples express their feelings for each other with cute Instagram posts or little gifts this couple took it to a whole other level. They decided to show each other how they really feel…
Laurier launches probe to determine how TA became exposed to radical Steve Paikin
WATERLOO, ON – Officials at Wilfrid Laurier University are launching a probe to determine how a TA who showed her students a clip from The Agenda became exposed to the extremist organizatio…
