New streaming service has all the movies from your childhood you never realized contain a sexual assault
SAN FRANCISCO – New start-up streaming service WatchThis (short for Why Did My Parents Let Me Watch This) promises all the nostalgia you can stomach by featuring movies you loved as a kid t…
#TBT to the time you first heard Louis C.K. was a sexual predator!
OMG! It’s finally happened. After years of… let’s call them “rumours” – at least five women have come forward to say that Louis C.K. abused his position of power to whip it out and start ma…
7 regional Canadian dishes that are poutine
Canada is home to a veritable feast of regional dishes that will make your mouth water. From sea to shining sea, there’s a delicious, homespun recipe waiting for you in each city, town, or villag…
How will big pharma ruin legal weed for Canadians?
Donavon investigates.…
Loblaws to merge Optimum and PC Plus into one card you never remember
TORONTO – After acquiring Shoppers Drug Mart three years ago Loblaw Companies Limited has announced plans to merge the Optimum and PC Plus rewards plans into a single card you always mean t…
Millennials applaud new PC Optimum points as the only retirement plan they can afford
TORONTO – After recently buying Shoppers Drug Mart, Loblaw’s has merged the nation’s two most popular consumer loyalty points programs into the PC Optimum points program, finally giving mil…
Progress: The new Toronto Police cruiser no longer comes painted with the Confederate flag
Finally. After months of public pressure, the Toronto Police have finally announced their new police cruisers will no longer come painted with the Dixieland Stars and Bars. “The public seems to f…
Report: Lone hair on woman’s otherwise bare chin won’t give up
MONCTON, NB – In what is shaping up to be a tale of triumph and resilience, a lone hair on the otherwise bare chin of local woman, Gillian Scholl, shows no signs of giving up. The 41-year-old dis…
Facebook memories tells Mark Zuckerberg it’s been one year since he accidentally helped rig U.S. election
A glimpse into Mark Zuckerberg’s election facebook memories.…
Spectator clearly pretending he understands rugby rules
GUELPH, ON – Early reports indicate that rugby spectator Marco Kelley has absolutely no idea about the rules of rugby union gameplay. For roughly 20 minutes, Kelley blended in with the othe…
