Experts: since 2013, Canadian banknotes have had wrong Queen on them
OTTAWA — A group of prominent historians has spoken out this week, condemning the Royal Canadian Mint for a lack of care in the design of the polymer bank notes released in 2013. The group, led b…
Nice man on bus freaking everyone out
TORONTO – Passengers on a packed bus currently heading north on Bathurst Street are watching with fear and concern as a man acts openly good-natured. “I knew something was up when he offered that…
Alberta MLA lists legislature office on Airbnb
EDMONTON – United Conservative Party MLA Derek Fildebrandt has posted his Legislative office on the short-term lodging website Airbnb a day after admitting to double-dipping on his governme…
Guide To: Vancouver
Thinking of visiting the city that keeps telling you how awesome it is?…
Poll: Most Canadians love single-payer healthcare except Alan, the single payer
MONTREAL – A new poll shows most Canadians are either happy or very happy with the current single payer system, with the notable exception of 28 year old Alan Roberts, the man personally re…
Little boy dreams of regulating women’s bodies when he grows up
DALLAS – Chester Sutton, a precocious 8 year old at Robert Lee elementary has advised his parents and teachers that when he grows up he wants to be in charge of drafting laws that tell wome…
“I didn’t touch the brownies you left on the counter, Mommy,” claims chocolate-covered Andrew Scheer
REGINA, SK – Despite chocolate smeared all over his face and hands, federal Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer insists he has no idea what happened to the freshly baked brownies his mo…
Brad Wall finishes ten year sentence as Saskatchewan Premier
REGINA – Brad Wall has completed his sentence as Saskatchewan Premier and is set to be released on parole in November. “I’ve made mistakes,” said a heavily tattooed Wall while exhaling a ci…
Manitoba Premier: ‘My wife is the hardest working premier in a long time’
WINNIPEG – Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister is defending his wife for responding to emails and phone calls for official government business on his behalf calling her Manitoba’s best premier…
Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes
Luke is joined by Jordan Foisy, Alexander Saxton and Lauren Messervey for this final podcast before the nuclear apocalypse. They discuss how North Korea went from global joke to our worst nightma…
