Study: Children raised by LGBTQ parents less likely to be complete accidents
LONDON, ON: Researchers at Western University have published a new study that claims LGBTQ parents are less likely to have children by accident. The study surveyed one hundred parents and guardia…
Report: Millennials more likely to marry Prince Harry than get a job in their field
TORONTO – As Britain’s Prince Harry prepares to wed Meghan Markle this month, a new study has found that people born in the 1980s to early 90s have a higher chance of marrying him than finding a …
Report: Idiot wasp trapped inside even though window completely open
DIEPPE, NB – Furiously attempting to escape the living room of a local family’s residence, stupid wasp was reported colliding into the glass multiple times, just inches away from a complete…
Mom with diffuser, son with e-cigarette bond over shared love of vapour
Vaughn, ON — The tenuous relationship between a mother and son was strengthened this past weekend when they discovered their shared love of vapour. Margaret Clemens was enjoying a calm moment gaz…
We ranked the provinces and tried really hard not to put New Brunswick last
Canada is a country enriched by the rich tapestry of our provinces, each one demonstrating a distinct identity and unique characteristics. Naturally this begs the question: which provinces are go…
Doug Ford promises wife he’ll read just one more policy brief before heading to bed
TORONTO – Saying that it was important he “knew all the facts” before another day on the campaign trail, Ontario PC leader Doug Ford paused the Mozart he was listening to, put down his Earl…
Writer decides to get out of the house, check Facebook in coffee shop
TORONTO – Local writer Nelson Curea has chosen to leave the house and stretch his legs this afternoon, after deciding that a change of location might make it easier for him to not do his wr…
5 effortless pottery overalls worn by calmer women than you
Here are five types of pottery overalls worn by women with a serene calm you will never know. 1. PxHere 2. PxHere 3. Pexels 4. Pixabay 5. Pixabay…
Man suddenly cares about homeless, veterans after hearing about Canada’s humanitarian aid to Syria
SUDBURY, ON – Upon learning that the federal government is sending $840 million worth of humanitarian assistance to war-torn Syria, local man Brian Meilleur expressed a sudden interest and …
Oops! Netanyahu accidentally revealed Israel’s secret nuclear arsenal instead of evidence on Iran’s program
There was a big mix-up in Israel yesterday after the Prime Minister’s theatrical presentation on Iran’s super secret nuclear threat featured intelligence reports and images of Israel’s super secr…
