Irvings demand entire province of New Brunswick stand on one foot

FREDRICTON — The entire province of New Brunswick has been ground to a halt after influential billionaire family the Irvings ordered all residents to stand on one foot. Across the province,…

“I agree with Andrew Scheer” says woman who just used a shockingly out of date racial slur

MADAWASKA COUNTY, NB — As a “Community Residents of Orchard Road’s Association” meeting came to a close, Donna Trapmen finished off her final conversation of the evening by admi…

Heartwarming: City of Calgary donates $275M to local billionaire

CALGARY – In the midst of an economic downturn that has negatively affected many Calgarians, the City of Calgary has decided to open its heart, and its wallet, with a pledge to spend $275 m…

Man who lost Conservative Party leadership by less than 1% proposes border fence

MISSISSAUGA – A former party member who placed a very close second in the Conservative leadership race in 2017 has proposed a border fence to block asylum seekers from crossing the border. …

In testimony, Robert Mueller reaffirms commitment to never saying or doing anything helpful

WASHINGTON D.C. — Speaking yesterday to two House Committees, Special Counsel Robert Mueller boldy restated his pledge to never ever take any action that would possibly help to hold Preside…

7 movies to watch before you die tomorrow at dawn

2001: A Space Odyssey. North by Northwest. 400 Blows. Cinema is filled with classics, but these days there’s too much to watch in one lifetime. Especially when the beasts want you dead! Here’s se…

Scheer promises to add milk chugging challenge to Canadian food guide

OTTAWA – At a press conference held earlier today, Leader of the Conservative Party, Andrew Scheer, promoted the inclusion of consuming several litres of whole milk in less than an hour int…

Saskatchewan Roughriders mascot Gainer the Gopher poisoned in pest control sweep

REGINA – The Saskatchewan Roughriders are mourning the loss of their beloved mascot after he consumed a poison baits left outside a stadium tunnel. “We loved Gainer, but at the end of the d…

Watch: Season 3, Episode 1

  Emma and Miguel unpack the Jeffrey Epstein indictment; Brandon Hackett talks the Democratic primaries.…

Only party with plan to stop climate change soars in polls to 11%

  Is The Green Party On The Rise?…