The Beaverton

RCMP bust inhumane balloon animal mill

MEDICINE HAT, AB – A southern Alberta balloon animal mill has been slammed with dozens of charges under the provincial Balloon Animal Care Act for its inhumane treatment of balloon animals.…


Charlie Sheen elected Prime Minister

OTTAWA – Charlie Sheen will be named Canada’s next Prime Minister after winning a majority government on Monday. “Tonight, this great country has voted for winning,” announced Sheen in a vi…


Leafs to fans: No, you suck!

TORONTO – Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke and a few of his players called a surprise press conference Thursday afternoon to lash back at fans that have been unsupportive of the club’s po…


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