Local 26 year-old thought more about croissants than own parents this week
VANCOUVER – As he took stock of his week on Saturday afternoon, local 26 year-old Kyle Allen realized that he had spent more time thinking about croissants than about the two people who con…
1000 year old wizard reclaims word “millennial”
SUDBURY – Prominent sorcerer of darkness Ragnicius the Cobbled has recently announced plans to reappropriate the term “millennial” to denote the demographic of wizards born before the…
Report: 78% of nation’s municipal infrastructure funds spent on single Montreal overpass
MONTREAL — An audit has revealed that tens of billions in infrastructure spending has been dedicated to repairing a single overpass along Autoroute 15 in Montreal. All other national infra…
Rookie Minister of Youth Justin Trudeau survives Trudeau’s cabinet shuffle
OTTAWA – Despite a cabinet shuffle that saw prominent MPs Stephane Dion and John McCallum moved aside, inexperienced Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs and Youth Justin Trudeau has manag…
5 ways to fool your family into thinking you’re doing something with your life
Sometimes it’s difficult to make things happen. If you’re a millennial throwing your life away on technology, social media conversations, and a dream that you will one day be able to …
Bryan Baeumler shows the Beaverton how to find reasonably priced homes for sale in Toronto
Finally some good news for Toronto homebuyers from Bryan Baeumler.…
Jared Kushner named senior advisor to President based on ability to have sex with Ivanka
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A member of Donald Trump’s transition team revealed this week that son-in-law Jared Kushner will be named a senior advisor to the President, based on the fact that he possesses…
Trust me, I’m a former tobacco lobbyist
By Ezra Levant You know, sometimes radicals at the political center describe me as a hack, and that really hurts my feelings. Because let me tell you something: on my solemn oath as a former toba…
Cash-strapped CBC forced to run Kellie Leitch’s ‘Dismantle the CBC’ ads
TORONTO – Trying hard to make ends meet, the CBC has agreed to allow Conservative Party leadership candidate Kellie Leitch to run two weeks worth of advertising calling for the elimination …
TTC to become #1 transit system in North America by sabotaging other cities’ transit systems
TORONTO – Andy Byford, CEO of the Toronto Transit Commission, has promised that the TTC will become North America’s premier mass transit system by the end of 2017 through large-scale sabotage of …
