Canadian banks now charging $3.50 for every button you press on an ATM
TORONTO – Canada’s largest banks are now charging a $3.50 fee for every button that is pressed on any bank machine. RBC, TD, BMO, ScotiaBank and CIBC claim that the new ‘digit service fee’ …
Russian influence called into question after entire White House staff found wearing tracksuits
WASHINGTON – Russian influence over the White House is once again being called into question, after high-ranking members of staff were seen sporting new tracksuits. In response to the accusations…
Toronto Police celebrate #BellLetsTalk by tasering, beating suspect with mental illness
TORONTO – Toronto Police Services have announced their participation in Bell Let’s Talk mental health campaign by kicking, punching, and tasering a suspect with schizophrenia. “It’s time th…
TTC press conference will get going as soon as reporters move to back
Tonight at 10 PM (ET) on Comedy, the TTC has an important announcement to make…just as soon as everyone gets behind the white line. Also be sure to catch our Facebook Live pre-show t…
200,000 liters of wind and solar power spilled on indigenous land in Saskatchewan
STOUGHTON, SK – Nearly a quarter million liters of crude sunlight and wind have spilled from a renewable energy pipeline on indigenous land southeast of Regina. “The pipeline was shut down …
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Can you pass this “Alternative Facts” Game of Thrones quiz?
Do you have what it takes to journey through the Seven Kingdoms armed only with alternative facts? Take this quiz to find out! Image credits: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8…
REVEALED: Star Wars Episode 9 will be titled “Y’all Want Some More Dad Mysteries?”
In a long-awaited announcement from Lucasfilm yesterday morning, it was finally revealed that the upcoming Star Wars film will be titled “Star Wars: Episode 9 – Y’all Want Some More Dad Mys…
6 high-iron superfoods that will bring love back to your parent’s marriage, maybe
Did you know that four out of five people don’t get nearly enough iron in their diets? This can cause a whole slew of health problems, and might also be the reason that your parents are getting a…
Trump cabinet unable to hide boners while signing anti-abortion order
WASHINGTON D.C. – Despite arranging themselves strategically around the oval office desk, and posturing their hands in a shielding fashion, Donald Trump and the majority of his cabinet were…
