Kellie Leitch heartbroken that people would act on hate she’s incited
OTTAWA – Conservative leadership hopeful Kellie Leitch expressed her dismay Sunday over the fatal shooting at a Quebec City mosque that left at least five dead, saying that she’s devastated peopl…
Man worried people who invented written law, algebra, cities, navigation, going to ruin Canadian Culture
BRANDON, MB – Worried about immigration from ‘The Middle East’, local man Todd Morton fears Canadian culture may be destroyed by people from a part of the world that invented pretty much ev…
I voted to release millions of hornets, and I already regret it
I’m an average citizen, like you. I could be your neighbor, your co-worker, a member of your extended family. I’m also one of the many, many people who recently voted to release millions of furio…
Nation’s dads issue collective “OPA!” after plate dropped in restaurant
MISSISSAUGA, ON – In response to the accidental dropping and breaking of a plate by a server at a Mississauga Kelsey’s earlier today, the nation’s dads have publicly issued a collective “OP…
Inspiring! Trudeau promises to raise cap on private refugee sponsorship by 1 for every 1000 retweets he gets
OTTAWA – If you think nobody in the world is trying to stop Trump you’re wrong! Justin Trudeau has just tweeted that for every 1000 retweets he gets he’ll raise the cap on private refugee s…
BREAKING: Statue of Liberty has begun fading from old photographs
NEW YORK – After Donald Trump signed an executive order banning all immigrants and refugees from several Muslim countries, sources across the country are reporting that the Statue of Libert…
“Protest doesn’t solve anything,” says man who has never solved anything
LONDON, ON – In a revolutionary move, local man George Hunter has posted online about his disdain for civil action as a solution despite the fact that he has never even changed a lightbulb withou…
Costa Rican Ambassador Brian Pallister makes racist remark against indigenous people
WINNIPEG – The Costa Rican Ambassador to Manitoba Brian Pallister was caught making offensive remarks towards indigenous people in Manitoba over nighttime hunting last week. The Ambassador,…
Couple with kids has sex outside of date night
WINNIPEG – Friends of Kari and Robert Hern have confirmed the occurrence of unplanned marital sex between the couple last Tuesday. Sources within Kari’s book club and Rob’s poker circle say that …
Canadian Try American Snacks Then We Turn Them Against Each Other
The results will shock you. #BeavFeed…
