Productivity Goals! This man multitasks by drinking at work!
Between work, home, exercise, and family, sometimes it seems like there’s just not enough hours in the day! But one man is pushing his productivity to the max with an exciting new lifehack –…
Doctors: cutting out caffeine offers great benefits to superiority complex
A recent meta-analysis of studies related to caffeine has led doctors to conclude that giving up caffeine can provide a healthy boost to a weakening superiority complex. However, the correlation …
Quebec prison features first all-politician basketball team
MONTREAL – A Quebec prison now showcases a basketball team exclusively made up of former municipal and provincial politicians within the penitentiary’s sports league. While the squad …
How To: Do Your Own Taxes (For Millennials)
You can’t use your parent’s accountant forever.…
Customers pleasantly surprised to learn Subway chicken has 50% poultry DNA
TORONTO – Regular patrons of Subway restaurant were ‘delighted’ by the results of a CBC Marketplace investigation released last week that revealed that some of the food chain’s sandwi…
Local man’s only role model dog from viral video
WHITEHORSE — Even including family, teachers, coaches, and celebrities, local man Eric Lee would be hard pressed to name a role model that isn’t that Siberian Husky from a video he saw on Faceboo…
Quiz: Are you a Betty, a Veronica, or Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch?
From it’s beginnings in the 1930’s to CW’s hot drama Riverdale, Archie comics are a decade spanning pop culture juggernaut. A key part of their appeal are the three classic femi…
Premier Kathleen Wynne to cut hydro rates from WHAT THE FUCK? to Holy Shit!
TORONTO – In an effort to make Ontario hydro bills more affordable, Premier Kathleen Wynne announced a 25% cut in electricity rates this year, bringing the average monthly bill down from th…
Kellie Leitch jumps in polls after eating live dove during leadership debate
OTTAWA – Kellie Leitch has emerged as a favourite in the Conservative leadership race after a strong showing at the Manning debate wherein she devoured an entire live dove to the raucous ap…
Winnipeg’s ERs now requiring patients to bring their own beds
WINNIPEG – Those seeking treatment at Winnipeg’s ERs will now be required to bring their own hospital beds as a part of a new strategy to reduce wait times. Officials from the Winnipeg Regi…
