VIA Rail installs new sadomasochist seats for economy class
MONTREAL – Announcing a new experience for passenger pain and discomfort, VIA Rail has unveiled its new line of sadomasochist seats that will be installed in all economy class cars by 2019.…
Study: 94% of new homeowners not sure what a mortgage actually is
TORONTO – In a surprise set of findings from a Canadian Homeowner’s Association survey, almost all of the nation’s population that owns their own home is completely unaware what a mortgage is, de…
New Netflix program just a live feed of your friends having fun without you
LOS GATOS, CA – Netflix has recently announced its newest slate of programming, including the hotly anticipated binge-worthy show A Live Feed of Your Friends Having Fun Without You, which w…
Barron Trump poised to coast into “smartest son” position
WASHINGTON D.C. – In yet another shift in Donald Trump’s tumultuous administration, young Barron Trump appears set to coast into the role of smartest son to the president of the United Stat…
Prison & Politics: Episode 4
High time for prison electoral reform?…
Police investigating after bodies of thousands of slashed prices found under rubble of demolished Honest Ed’s
TORONTO – Following the demolition of Toronto landmark Honest Ed’s, workers on site have discovered chambers underneath the building filled the mutilated bodies of several thousand prices. …
8th grader on overnight trip declares, “What happens in Old Quebec City, stays in Old Quebec City”
QUEBEC CITY – Thirteen year old southern Ontario student, Curtis Kiff, drew up big plans raise hell for his four day class trip to Old Quebec City. “I really need this to get away from it a…
Republican lawmakers call recess to play “Good Guys with guns vs Bad Guys with guns”
WASHINGTON D.C. — GOP lawmakers called for a short break in Congressional proceedings to go outside and play their favourite game: “Good Guys with guns vs Bad Guys with guns”. “The only thi…
Torrie Lauren: North Korea
Torrie Lauren has strong, confusing opinions on North Korea.…
How to plan a wedding when both dinosaurs and meteors are in attendance
Let’s face it, weddings are difficult to plan at the best of times. The flowers, the food, choosing a DJ can all cause headaches. But what if the groom’s family and the bride’s family don’t get a…
