This year’s most popular Father’s Day gift just box full of gears and wires
CANADA – Businesses across the nation are reporting that this year’s most popular Father’s Day gift is a nondescript cardboard box filled with gears and wires of various sizes that retails …
Toronto’s Trump Hotel renamed the James Comey Resort & Spa
TORONTO – In an effort to distance themselves from the controversy surrounding President Donald Trump, the owners of the Trump International Hotel & Tower located at Bay & Adelaide …
Family raises stolen pint glass to honour man who taught them how to not look drunk
OTTAWA – The children of the Cartwright family are raising a stolen pint glass this father’s day, to celebrate the man who taught them how to look not drunk. “You really can never tell with…
Portraits Of Canadiocity: Sarah Polley
Sarah Polley: The saddest Canadian?…
Property Brothers can’t repair relationship with Property Dad
TORONTO – With numerous television seasons and countless home sales under their belts, ‘Property Brothers Jonathan and Drew Scott should be on top of the world. However, there is one major …
Unpatriotic man finds Tragically Hip just ‘all right’
NAPANEE, ON – Local man and traitor of Canada Rory Emery was overheard stating his rather unenthusiastic support for the nation’s band, The Tragically Hip. Emery, 31, made the seditious cla…
Amazon acquires Whole Foods in bid to corner market on privileged white people
SEATTLE — Online retailing giant Amazon (TSX: AMZN-Q) announced this week plans to acquire supermarket chain Whole Foods (TSX: WFM-Q) in what company spokesman Larry Wilson acknowledged is an at…
MMIW commission insist they are very close to figuring out how office telephones work
OTTAWA – After several months and over five million dollars spent the commissioners tasked with investigating the tragedy of missing and murdered indigenous women have assured Canadians the…
Wildrose Party to allow LGBTQ staffers to celebrate identity as sinners
EDMONTON – In response to party supporters criticizing a gay staffer for participating in an Edmonton Pride parade, the Wildrose Party has announced that staff will be allowed to celebrate …
How To: Go Camping
Want to experience nature while getting just so drunk?…