Man suddenly cares about homeless, veterans after hearing about Canada’s humanitarian aid to Syria
SUDBURY, ON – Upon learning that the federal government is sending $840 million worth of humanitarian assistance to war-torn Syria, local man Brian Meilleur expressed a sudden interest and …
Oops! Netanyahu accidentally revealed Israel’s secret nuclear arsenal instead of evidence on Iran’s program
There was a big mix-up in Israel yesterday after the Prime Minister’s theatrical presentation on Iran’s super secret nuclear threat featured intelligence reports and images of Israel’s super secr…
The internet is LOSING ITS MIND over this video that drives you insane if you watch it
Show of hands, who here remembers ‘The Dress’? (Which was definitely blue and black, by the way- don’t @me) Well, now there’s something that’s going to drive you even more insane. This video that…
Report: Jealous ballet understudy still leading cause of death in France
PARIS – The Institut National de la Statistique et des Etudes Economiques released their annual study of the leading causes of death in France yesterday, and for the 168th consecutive year,…
Toronto Sun finds efficiencies by just letting Ontario PCs write their election coverage
TORONTO — As newspapers across Canada face budget cuts, the Toronto Sun has announced it will save money by outsourcing all of their Ontario election reporting to Doug Ford and his Progress…
Tax season ends, hunting CRA agents now considered poaching
OTTAWA – As another tax season draws to a close, the Government of Canada is reminding citizens that hunting agents who work for the Canada Revenue Agency will be considered poaching starti…
Chimpanzee election for alpha-male marred by accusations of feces-throwing
GOMBE STREAM NATIONAL PARK, TZ – A troop election for the new alpha-male has turned sour after both campaign teams have accused the other of feces-throwing and biting. “This is a desperate …
Kathleen Wynne still polling well among voters who are Kathleen Wynne
ONTARIO – Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne has shocked critics following a recent Angus Reid poll that shows high election support from those voters who are Kathleen Wynne. “Even amidst all the sto…
Sisterhood fail: This woman suggested Sarah Huckabee Sanders is morally responsible for her actions
If the past few years have taught us anything, it’s that there is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women. Sadly, that is exactly what happened Saturday night when, at the Wh…
Stop acting like you haven’t also used Facebook to spy on people
EDITORIAL by Mark Zuckerberg Look, I’m still taking a lot of heat for the way Facebook collected data that may or may not have been used to spy on its users. Do I deserve to shoulder some blame f…
