OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney’s latest move in the ongoing trade war against the U.S. has been described as possibly his most aggressive, as he announced last week that his government woul...
Entry-level job applicant invited to sixth round of interviews and first round of bare-knuckle cage fights
CALGARY – 23-year-old University of Calgary graduate Jayden Tkachuk expressed relief and excitement this past Monday after checking her email and discovering she’d made it to the sixth round of ...
Ghislaine Maxwell suicide scheduled for next Thursday
WASHINGTON D.C. – The United States Department of Justice has released a joint statement with the Federal Bureau of Prisons, announcing the tragic suicide of notorious sex trafficker and Jeffrey...
Poilievre confident his polling numbers will improve once voters get to know him
OTTAWA – Despite poll after poll showing him trailing badly to Mark Carney in the question of who Canadians want to see as the next PM, Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is confident the vote...
Trump unable to take on BBC
LONDON – U.S. President Donald Trump is reportedly ending a high profile court case, after realizing that he was no match for the overwhelming power of his opponent: The world-renowned BBC. R...
Carney vows to fast-track West Coast Pipeline before entire West Coast burns to the ground
OTTAWA – Mark Carney has officially given notice that his government will be designating Danielle Smith’s West Coast pipeline a project of national interest, allowing the massive oil and gas pro...
“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada
MONTREAL – Pornhub owner Aylo has disclosed the top search term on the website for the first half of 2026: “Buying things and actually getting to own them,” with the popularity of the search inc...
Canadians relieved they won’t be forced to fly Air Canada
CALGARY – With news of the WestJet strike ending, Canadians are reportedly relieved that they won’t be forced to fly with the nation’s most terrifying airline: Air Canada. The sense of dread caused by...
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA – Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O’Leary has vowed that...
Breaking: Man who keeps shitting himself in public tough to pin down on international trade deal
“I wonder why diaper grandpa keeps changing his mind on CUSMA?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel Comeau) talk about the latest in the Trade War, the debate about whether Conserv...
