Nation relieved to know US fixed and everything going back to normal now
AMERICA — Across the country, individuals are reporting tremendous relief that after the election of President Donald Trump in 2016 and his subsequent years in office, things are finally go…
Conservatives pledge to make home ownership more affordable by bringing in 1000-year mortgages
VAUGHAN, ONT – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has laid out his party’s plan to help more Canadians buy homes in Canada’s often prohibitively expensive real estate market by extendi…
HBO announces production of Chernobyl Christmas special
NEW YORK – Following the massive success of Chernobyl, the miniseries about the world’s worst nuclear disaster, HBO has announced a follow-up special airing this December which will bring a…
NDP, Greens: “Environmentalists don’t build pipelines, they build oilsand refineries instead”
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh and Green Party Leader Elizabeth May slammed Justin Trudeau’s hypocrisy for purchasing the Trans Mountain Pipeline claiming that he should have taken their…
Movie set in New York City has climax take place in front of Toronto sign
Only in New York……
Report: Self-entitled Generation Z wants to live past the age of 40
NEW YORK – A new report has indicated that the next generation of children are so entitled that they want to live past the age of 40 with no desire to perish in a climate apocalypse. “Kids …
Local man determined not to cry at Come From Away
TORONTO – Local middle-aged electrician Albert Taves recently bought tickets to the popular musical Come From Away, and is confident he will make it through the entire performance without s…
Friend sends 68 consecutive texts for 6 word message
SASKATOON – An avalanche of texts from Alisha Kostyshyn was sent to her friend today to convey the question “what are you up to tonight?” Clarissa Hamilton’s smart phone unnecessarily vibra…
Trudeau wondering how long until it’s cool for him to do blackface again
OTTAWA — As the Liberal electoral campaign is rocked by revelations that Justin Trudeau has worn both black and brownface, the embattled PM has quietly asked aides how long it will be until…
“Does a bear shit in the woods?” asks man who really wishes someone would just tell him already
CAPE BRETON, NS – Frank Thompson has spent his entire life searching for the answer to a question that no one in his life is willing to answer, no matter how many times he asks: whether or not a …