Trump says Biden’s poll numbers wouldn’t be so high if they stopped testing voters

Washington D.C. – US president Trump has issued a statement saying that Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden is only polling ahead of him because they are asking voters for their opinion. “Th…

Ethics watchdog to investigate Trudeau government giving $900 million to WWE

OTTAWA – Ethics Commissioner Mario Dion has begun investigating Prime Minister Justin Trudeau over the Liberals’ choice to provide $900 million to WWE to administer the government’s summer …

Edmonton CFL team doubles down by adding Confederate flag

EDMONTON – Expressing their contempt for what they call “football-hating social justice warriors,” Edmonton Eskimos management have added a Confederate flag to their logo. Management explai…

Black Lives Matter lawn sign is white neighbourhood’s most esteemed activist

OTTAWA — Residents of Westpointe, a suburban neighbourhood known for being very very white, are taking a stand against anti-Black racism thanks to a local activist they call “the most distinguish…

Trudeau saddened that WE Charity controversy means government will have to do its own job

OTTAWA – A somber Justin Trudeau announced today that due to the controversy surrounding his family’s links with the charity he’d tapped to administer almost a billion dollars in funding fo…

FBI promises to expedite process of Epstein associate mysteriously hanging herself in prison

NEW YORK – After arresting Ghislaine Maxwell, accomplice of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the Justice Department has promised to put the FBI’s full resources behind expediting her…

Toddler finally has time to catch up with latest season of Doc McStuffins

WINDSOR, ON – As the Covid-19 pandemic continues to keep most Canadians indoors, many are using their down time to catch up on things they wouldn’t have time for otherwise. Among them is 2-…

Summer camp cancellations deprive millions of tweens access to first-base

MUSKOKA, ON – After the news that overnight camps would be suspended this year due to the COVID-19 pandemic, millions of tweens were left heartbroken upon the realization that this would no…

Disney’s Splash Mountain loses coveted title of 4th most racist mountain in America

Orlando, FL – Disney’s Splash Mountain has lost its official designation of the 4th most racist mountain in America after the company unveiled plans to re-theme the attraction this week. “F…

NHL chooses Toronto as hub city due its fans having most experience watching other teams win

TORONTO – The NHL said today that choosing Toronto as one of its two playoff hub cities was a “no brainer” due to Leafs’ fans long experience watching other visiting teams celebrate playoff…