Anti-vax family thankful they’ll have more leftovers this year
VANCOUVER – This Thanksgiving anti-vaxx family, the Millers, announced that they’ll be giving thanks for all the extra leftovers after several family members passed away from Covid-19 this …
Wow! That guy who used to play the choking game when no one else wanted to is selling an air conditioner on Facebook
GUELPH, ON – Hey, remember Alex, that guy who always used to play the choking game (aka cutting off oxygen to the brain with the goal of inducing loss of consciousness/euphoria) when everyo…
Biden opens US Border to Canadians who can prove they are vaccinated, don’t live in Alberta
WASHINGTON D.C. – Months after Canada opened our border to Americans, President Joe Biden is finally allowing Canadians to enter the U.S. by land, as long as they can show proof they have r…
Zodiac Killer identified as some fuckin’ guy
SAN FRANCISCO – After decades of unresolved police investigations, the notorious Zodiac Killer, who terrorized Northern California in the late 1960s, has been identified as some friggin’ du…
Ford exempts MPP from vaccine citing medical condition that causes her to lie about vaccination status
TORONTO – Ontario Premier Doug Ford is defending one of his MPPs for misrepresenting her vaccination status saying that she now has a medical condition that causes her to lie about her vacc…
Questions remain as regular hayride suddenly rebranded as haunted hayride
Vaughan ON – Many longtime patrons are still wondering what motivated Friendly Farmer John’s Hayrides to abruptly change their name to Farmer John’s Haunted Hayride. “I a…
Green Party stuck in a slow motion electric vehicle pile-up
SAANICH, BC – Dozens of bystanders watched in mild amusement as the Green Party leadership was trapped in a slow motion electric car pile-up. Highway 17 was at a standstill while Green poli…
“I’m just happy to be here” says thick book propping up laptop
MOOSE JAW, SK – As more people work remotely than ever before, there are millions of thick books happily propping up their laptops. On the Origin of Species, the foundational book of the fi…
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