Thomas Conway, Author at The Beaverton

Everyone on subway trying not to pet seeing eye dog

TORONTO – A tense standoff is currently taking place on a TTC subway car between its passengers and a guide dog that everyone is desperately trying not to touch. “I’m terrified I’m actually going…

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Breaking: Cat unimpressed

KAMLOOPS, BC – After several alarming reports, we can now confirm that the Jacobs family house cat, Jojo is not having any of it. “He won’t eat, he won’t respond to his name. He’s just kind of st…

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