OTTAWA—A new poll shows that a surprisingly high number of Canadians would support the new People’s Party launched by Maxime Bernier solely for the pleasure of watching Conservative leader Andrew…
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Conservatives reassure voters that citizenship begins at conception
HALIFAX — Following the its biannual convention, the Conservative Party of Canada has reassured voters of its official position that citizenship will be granted at the exact moment a baby is conc…
How dare Trudeau attack this hardworking Canadian heckler who we shouldn’t ask any further questions about
By Andrew Scheer As leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, I am outraged that Justin Trudeau publicly slammed a decent, law-abiding constituent who asked him a fair question and deserves no …
Heroic activists convince sexually-harassed woman to come forward by regular-harassing her
OTTAWA – New ground was broken for women in Canada this week, after a team of heroic journalists and politicians convinced a woman groped by the Prime Minister to publicly identify herself follow…
Andrew Scheer to serve as stark reminder for young people that smoking pot does not make you cool
OTTAWA – Admitting on Monday that he used to smoke pot when he was in university, federal Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer is now holding himself up as a disturbing example to young …
Liberals backtrack on their promise to only backtrack on 50% of their promises
OTTAWA – Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party continues to find the reality of governing more difficult than making campaign promises. After electoral reform and environmental protection they are…
Netflix makeover show “Scheer Eye” will bring repressed, aggressively tame lifestyle to the masses
TORONTO – In a press conference announcing a slate of new programming for the year, Netflix head of content acquisitions Audrey Gardiner was excited to reveal that Andrew Scheer, leader of …
Andrew Scheer proves he’s a regular guy by seeking credit for doing the bare minimum
OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer proved he truly is a man of the people last week when he took the absolute minimum required action to remove Senator Lynn Beyak from the Conservative ca…
Andrew Scheer takes decisive action after Senator Beyak’s 2,647th racist comment
OTTAWA – Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer has made a swift decision after removing Senator Lynn Beyak from party caucus after her 2,647th dumbfoundingly racist comment towards indige…
If Andrew Scheer really supported free speech, he’d retweet this editorial where we call him a douche
By The Beaverton Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer claims to support free speech. At least when it suits HIS causes, like the Wilfrid Laurier TA debacle. But given his lack of outrage over a Cath…
