The Beaverton

NHL bans concussions

TORONTO – In response to the number of severe head injuries professional hockey players have suffered in recent years, the National Hockey League has banned all players from getting concuss…


Mayor Ford officially ruins sex

TORONTO – Embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford ruined intercourse for thousands of Torontonians today when he implanted the image of him passionately engaging in cunnilingus in their minds fore…


Yukon College: University Reviews 2013

Name: Yukon College Nickname: That Place Out by Mountain View Drive Where You Can At Least Hide From The Wolves For A Couple Of Hours Motto: “Do you think the wolves have moved on yet?” History: …


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