WASHINGTON D.C. – A frustrated Mike Pence has been spotted carrying a screaming and wailing Donald Trump out of the White House cabinet meeting room. “I swear he doesn’t normally act like this,”...
Editorial: My rant against Jews was taken out of context by the vast Jewish conspiracy which controls the world
BY: GAVIN McINNES, CONTRIBUTOR TO REBEL MEDIA Over the past few days, I have faced a backlash over the release of a video I recorded for my online show in which I talk about all the reasons I hate Jew...
Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home
TORONTO – A community is grieving today after a local 29-year-old was discovered tragically thirty in her bedroom this morning. Witnesses say she felt little pain. “She was resigned to it at the...
RCMP accidentally deploy Musical Ride during hostage negotiations
Pulteney, AB – In a police-related mix up, RCMP unwittingly deployed the Mounties famed Musical Ride to a hostage situation in rural Alberta. Police surrounded an isolated farmhouse after receiv...
Climactic showdown ruins another night shift at local steel mill
Sudbury, ON – Yet another work shift at a local steel mill was ruined this evening, as local protagonist Dr. Rick Powers had his final face off against sworn rival and disgraced former Lieutenan...
NSA unveils new line of ‘TOTALLY NORMAL’ appliances
Fort Meade, MD. – Following Trump senior counselor Kellyanne Conway’s speculation that Trump was wiretapped with a microwave, the US National Security Agency unveiled a new line of home applianc...
Citing political gender barriers, practical girl dreams of becoming MP’s assistant
VANCOUVER – After much debate and an extensive investigation, honour roll student Nina Periwal, 16, has committed to setting her sights on becoming an MP’s assistant. Periwal had long aspired to...
FIFA reminds Trump to leave corruption, racism to the professionals
LONDON – In light of Donald Trump’s travel ban, FIFA president Gianni Infantino has said that the US could be prevented from hosting a future World Cup should the president continue to encroach ...
Origin of fake news traced back to Johannes Gutenberg
Fake news, also known as lying, has been around for hundreds of years....
Millions of healthy gut bacteria vote to unionize
NAPANEE, ON – Millions of microbes assembled in the descending colon of Curtis Lawrence to vote to officially unionize their collective as Gastrointestinal Tract Workers Local 298. “We recognize...
