Moments after Googling the phrase ‘skinny jeans not too skinny’, Reg Hofstetter saw the following targeted ad: ‘If you like these jeans, you might also like Sheila.’ The result? He super did. This per...
New Tim Hortons ad encourages people to put booze in their coffee
Is there anything more Canadian?...
REPORT: Jordan Peterson using Patreon money to defend free speech from atop new yacht
TORONTO – This week controversial University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson assured supporters that their Patreon donations will be used in his continuing crusade against political correct...
Local family inadvertently drives across Yukon for entire weekend in search of elusive vacant campsite
WHITEHORSE – A Whitehorse family has inadvertently driven 3,700 km across most of the Yukon last weekend searching for a single, vacant campsite without success. Joseph Chambers, his partner Reb...
7 ways to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday that aren’t contemplating the genocide on which it is all built
It has been 150 years since the British North American Act passed through British parliament and made three semi autonomous colonies of Britain into one semi autonomous dominion of Britain. We’v...
Tourists line up to offer their children to famous local sea lion
RICHMOND, BC – Hundreds of tourists at Steveston Fisherman’s Wharf offered up their small children to the famous sea lion who performed an impressive grab of a small child on Saturday. “I ...
Why can’t millennials just bring me the horn of the Mountain Beast?
Arguably no generation has been afforded as many advantages as millennials. Education, technology, and societal advances should be making it easier than ever to get ahead. So why can’t millennials jus...
Men’s Rights Activists question why we don’t also celebrate King Victoria
MONTREAL – Prominent men’s rights groups across the country are protesting the annual Victoria Day celebration, accusing it of unfairly favouring Queen Victoria over King Victoria. “This is a perfect ...
Experts expect every living organism to have own podcast by 2018
HALIFAX – Scientists from Dalhousie University are predicting that by 2018 every lifeform on Earth will be hosting its own podcast, available through their website or the Apple Store. “With huma...
TVO announces gritty Sharon, Lois & Bram reboot
TORONTO – TVO has announced plans to launch a gritty reboot of The Elephant Show, the popular children’s program that made Sharon, Lois & Bram household names in the late 80s. In an at...
