Eric Turkienicz, Author at The Beaverton

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SOL SELEGNA – gnikaepS morf a renid no eht strikstuo fo a niatnuom erehw a evisulcer efiwesuoh sehctaw ,yltnetni a enol evitcepsortni evitceted sah demrifnoc taht divaD hcnyL sah deid. “nI ueil f…

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Time Magazine strains definition of “Person”

NEW YORK CITY – Times Magazine has announced that Donald Trump has been named in their latest issue as their Person of the year, stretching the definition of “person” to its absolute limit. “He w…

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Oasis reaches two-state solution

LONDON – Following years of fomenting hostilities, Liam and Noel Gallagher, founding brothers of British rock band Oasis, have announced a diplomatic breakthrough, each recognizing the other’s so…

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