By: Kellie Leitch, former Conservative Party Leadership candidate I wish to congratulate Andrew Scheer on winning the Conservative Party Leadership. While my divisive, anti-immigrant, and half-baked c...
Controversy erupts after retailer unveils line of sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween costumes
SHENZHEN, CHINA – An online retailer finds itself in hot water after unveiling its line of ‘sexy’ Handmaid’s Tale Halloween costumes. The outfit, consisting of a skimpy red two...
Stock photo of white guy wins Conservative leadership race
TORONTO – In a surprise upset yesterday, the Conservative Party of Canada elected a stock photo of a 30-something smiling white man as their party leader. “When it comes to stock photos, this is...
Rogers unveils new ‘Unlimited Cost’ cell phone plan
TORONTO – Telecom giant Rogers Communications Inc. has expanded its selection of mobile plans by announcing its new “Unlimited Cost” option. “With our latest plan, the data might still be limited, but...
Conservative Leadership Convention anxiously awaits swimsuit competition
TORONTO — The Conservative Leadership Convention has officially commenced in Ontario’s capital and attendees are waiting with great anticipation for the most important event during the two-day c...
4D chess? While you were distracted by Trump’s tweets, they made another ‘Cars’ movie
When you turn on the news, it’s nothing but Trump: a damning new leak, a diplomatic incident or domestic policy failure, or an impulse tweet that gets Trump into even more hot water. But while everyon...
5 sundresses that are perfect to kick off chafing season
Hot weather means three things: fun, sun and the searing pain of seasonal chafe. Here are five trendy styles that say: there is literally a friction fire starting between my thighs: https://www.flickr...
Entire G7 waits for Trump to leave so they can start real summit
SICILY – After two days of shuffling blank papers and waving shiny objects, heads of state from G7 countries have begun preparing for the actual summit scheduled to commence after Donald Trump’s...
Hipster alcoholics excited for return of softball season
TORONTO – With the start of community softball, trendy drunks are once again rejoicing at being able to get hammered in public with total immunity. “I bought new cleats and a flat of Red Stripe beer”,...
BC Green Party to form government with whichever party leader brings them the most pinecones
VICTORIA – The Green Party now holds the balance of power in the BC legislature, and they’ve announced they will give their full support to the party whose leader collects the most pinecones. “E...
