Chris Cannon, Author at The Beaverton
Chris Cannon

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Chris Cannon is a Vancouver-based writer and co-founder of the Canada Party. His book America but Better is a thing you should definitely buy.

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New Zoom filter adds pants, will to live

SAN JOSE, CA – Videoconferencing giant Zoom has announced a line of visual filters for the hot new market of customers who show up to meetings wondering what’s even the point anymore. The n…

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Bell asks Canadians to stop talking

MONTREAL – Bell Media shocked the radio market Tuesday when it shuttered three of its sports-themed stations as part of an ongoing layoff streak, following their recent “Let’s Talk” mental …

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Police seek public’s help identifying looters

American authorities are asking for the public’s help in a nationwide manhunt for two men caught on camera looting during a time of emergency. Witnesses say the men pictured took advantage of a h…

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Local badass only washes hands for 15 seconds

VANCOUVER – Resident troublemaker James Bryant rocked the health-and-hygiene world yesterday when he announced he had been washing his hands for only 15 seconds at a time, a full 5 seconds …

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