Chris Cannon, Author at The Beaverton
Chris Cannon


Chris Cannon is a Vancouver-based writer who splits his time between hard-to-believe real journalism and plausible pretend journalism. He is the writer/director behind the Canada Party's viral videos, and co-author of America But Better: the Canada Party Manifesto.


Police seek public’s help identifying looters

American authorities are asking for the public’s help in a nationwide manhunt for two men caught on camera looting during a time of emergency. Witnesses say the men pictured took advantage of a h…


Local badass only washes hands for 15 seconds

VANCOUVER – Resident troublemaker James Bryant rocked the health-and-hygiene world yesterday when he announced he had been washing his hands for only 15 seconds at a time, a full 5 seconds …