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Kansas City Chiefs confirm they will go to Seattle for White House visit
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Vibranium stocks tumble as U.S. raises tariffs on Wakanda
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America makes animal cruelty a federal crime, freeing up more cages for children
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Are hedgehogs getting sexier? Hollywood says yes
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Sudoku player goes on wild ride after placing two 7s in the same column
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Starbucks scrambles to launch new drink for impeachment season
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Charles Koch unfortunately still alive
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Sarah Sanders looking forward to spending more time lying to her family
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. President Donald Trump has announced that Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving her post as White House press secretary at the end of June, following nearly two years…
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By Powehi, the Black Hole…