ARABIAN SEA – After being held captive for three days by Absimil “Goose Flesh” Sayid and his crew while on assignment in Somalia, Minister of Fisheries Dominic LeBlanc saw in the knife hanging off the...
Blast from the Past! You’ll never guess where the stars of classic sitcom Modern Family are today
Everyone remembers the classic sitcom Modern Family, the story of a uniquely – and hilariously! – structured California family and their struggles to navigate their ever-changing family dynamics. But ...
Brampton man no longer “the Tiger Woods of impaired driving”
BRAMPTON, ON – After the arrest of golf great Tiger Woods on a DUI charge on Monday, fans and friends of the four-time Masters winner have been dealing with disappointment- but none have been mo...
Which wines go with which Pringles?
By H.G. Peters, Oenophile and Pringophile Wine and Pringles are two of life’s great culinary pleasures, and finding the perfect match can be a delicious endeavour. There are many factors to consider i...
Niagara Region Councillor investigating impostor who emailed porn to colleagues and looks, behaves exactly like him
ST CATHARINES – A Niagara Regional Councillor has set up his own investigation into the impostor who used his email to distribute a pornographic image to 95 of his colleagues, and by strange coi...
The Beaverton Remembers: The Release of Bon Cop/Bad Cop
No one could handle the raw sexuality of Colm Feore and Patrick Huard....
White smoke billows from BC pot shops indicating a new government has been chosen
VANCOUVER – After nearly three weeks of waiting, white smoke has appeared from the many BC medical marijuana dispensaries indicating that a new Premier has been chosen. Thousands lackadaisically...
Boyfriend’s romantic picnic spread 80% kielbasa
HAMILTON – Local boyfriend Ivan Reid plans to surprise his new girlfriend Jen this weekend with a romantic picnic spread that is at least 80% kielbasa. “My Tinder profile says I’m sp...
Inspiring! Rick Mercer finally moves out of that alley
TORONTO – In a heartwarming story that has touched Canadians coast to coast, TV personality Rick Mercer announced that he has finally moved out of the iconic alley he once called home. “It just ...
The Rebelton: Refugees
“If these people really aren’t a threat to us then there is NO way for us to protect ourselves from them!”...
