Major cookie conglomerate expects record sales thanks to child labour initiative

KITCHENER, ON – Dare Foods CEO Martin Schmitt told investors on a conference call he expects record sales again this year thanks to his company’s use of an unpaid child labour force to sell…

Rogers Centre unveils new Ted Rogers statue in right field

TORONTO – Ahead of the Blue Jays Home opener, team owner Rogers Inc. unveiled a new statue of Ted Rogers in the right field of the Rogers Centre. “Finally the people will have an in-game op…

You WON’T BELIEVE what is going on in North Korea right now

  As always, BV+ is here to bring you the truth……

Jian Ghomeshi announces new podcast that will download to players without your consent

TORONTO – After being acquitted of multiple sexual assault charges last year, disgraced Q host Jian Ghomeshi is getting back into broadcasting with a podcast that your iPhone will download …

Just a heads up that we’re being invited to something called “Passover” this year

By: Aunt Pam Hello again Tompkins clan! It’s your Aunt Pam writing with my bi-monthly family update e-mail and this time I’m making sure everyone is informed about a strange invitation they might…

Beleaguered Kendall Jenner launches #kendALLlivesmatter campaign

LOS ANGELES – Facing backlash for her poorly received protest-themed Pepsi commercial, reality tv star Kendall Jenner has created the hashtag #kendALLlivesmatter to raise awareness of her p…

Whitehorse bylaw officers given light armoured vehicles

WHITEHORSE – The City of Whitehorse has unveiled new light armoured vehicles for its by-law enforcement members as an added safety precaution when dealing with the public. The five new LAV …

Man researching meditation really going through something right now

VANCOUVER – The growing obsession of local man, Jeremy Moore surrounding meditation and mindfulness has prompted many to believe that he’s seriously stressed the fuck out. “I knew something…

Inspiring! Woman cuts wedding guest list in half by throwing her relatives off of a bridge

Boy, planning your own wedding sure is tough! There’s so much to consider: venues, decorations, flowers, rings, accommodations, everyone else’s feelings but your own, o’er dR…

BEAUTY SECRET: The number one trick to ridding cellulite – remove legs!

Wow! An exciting scientific breakthrough has proven the definitive way for banishing cellulite forever, and it’s just so simple you’ll be like, why didn’t I think of that! Remove legs! Participan…