Just a heads up that we’re being invited to something called “Passover” this year

By: Aunt Pam Hello again Tompkins clan! It’s your Aunt Pam writing with my bi-monthly family update e-mail and this time I’m making sure everyone is informed about a strange invitation they might…

Beleaguered Kendall Jenner launches #kendALLlivesmatter campaign

LOS ANGELES – Facing backlash for her poorly received protest-themed Pepsi commercial, reality tv star Kendall Jenner has created the hashtag #kendALLlivesmatter to raise awareness of her p…

Whitehorse bylaw officers given light armoured vehicles

WHITEHORSE – The City of Whitehorse has unveiled new light armoured vehicles for its by-law enforcement members as an added safety precaution when dealing with the public. The five new LAV …

Man researching meditation really going through something right now

VANCOUVER – The growing obsession of local man, Jeremy Moore surrounding meditation and mindfulness has prompted many to believe that he’s seriously stressed the fuck out. “I knew something…

Inspiring! Woman cuts wedding guest list in half by throwing her relatives off of a bridge

Boy, planning your own wedding sure is tough! There’s so much to consider: venues, decorations, flowers, rings, accommodations, everyone else’s feelings but your own, o’er dR…

BEAUTY SECRET: The number one trick to ridding cellulite – remove legs!

Wow! An exciting scientific breakthrough has proven the definitive way for banishing cellulite forever, and it’s just so simple you’ll be like, why didn’t I think of that! Remove legs! Participan…

QUIZ: Are you a Cool Mom, Business Mom, Lame Mom or Infertile Aunt?

Being a modern mother is a lot of work and we often become a version of ourselves we never even knew possible! But what kind of mother are you? Maybe you’re not a mom and all. Maybe you’re an inf…

EDITORIAL by Eric Trump: “Why did Russia compromise everyone but me?”

Hello website. As you may know, I am Eric Trump and I appear regularly in photographs with the Trump family, because I am in it. I have a father AND a brother named Donald Trump and one of them –…

REPORT: Bowling harder than you remember

EDMONTON, AB – According to a recent report, the activity of bowling is much harder than you remember it being, especially considering that the last time you played, you were practically a …

CN Tower climber passes frozen bodies from last year’s climb

TORONTO – Only halfway up its 1,776 steps, one participant in the CN tower charity climb is already passing the frozen bodies of those who didn’t make it last year. “It’s hard to see all th…