5 home remedies to keep that tick firmly embedded in your skin

Got a tick and want to keep it firmly embedded into your skin for a while? Try these 5 home remedies that will help it stay firmly planted. Duct tape That little critter isn’t going anywhere by w…

Chelsea Manning released from prison, excited for new career as Twitter abuse victim

UNITED STATES – Private Chelsea Elizabeth Manning, who was released from confinement on May 17th following seven years in a military prison, has expressed enthusiasm that she can now pursue…

New S’well water bottle automatically charges you per sip

NEW YORK – S’well, the company known for selling $62 water bottles, announced on Monday that they will begin automatically charging customers for every sip consumed. The new feature, tradem…

Heartwarming! This grown man was moved to tears by sponsored content

It finally happened! Despite putting up a tough, masculine exterior for years, this fully grown adult man was not only able to let down his guard, but he was able to weep openly after watching po…

Portraits of Canadiosity: David Suzuki

  David Suzuki. A great Canadian, a great environmentalist, and a nightmare for hitmen.…

Pillar suspended for two games for Presidential language

TORONTO – Toronto Blue Jays centre-fielder Kevin Pillar has received a two game suspension for using the repugnant type of language the current President of the United States might use. Pil…

Guide To: The Human Body

  Learn more about the stupid body your parents stuck you with!…

Staying on the cutting edge of 2012 trends, The Beaverton launches its own podcast network

TORONTO – The Beaverton, Canada’s hit satirical website turned television show is following through on the commitment it made to always be at the forefront of things that peaked 4-5 y…

Roger Ailes dies secure in knowledge he left the world a more terrible place

PALM BEACH, FL. — As American pundits and politicians continue to process the sudden passing of Roger Ailes, a spokesman for the disgraced former Fox News chairman’s family issued a statement say…

6 money management tips from a toddler who just bought five Kinder Eggs

Hi! I am rich! I have five Kinder Eggs that I brought from the store. Do you want to know how to get enough money to buy fiveKinder Eggs? This is the most Kinder Eggs I have ever seen! I have a l…