Republican lawmakers call recess to play “Good Guys with guns vs Bad Guys with guns”
WASHINGTON D.C. — GOP lawmakers called for a short break in Congressional proceedings to go outside and play their favourite game: “Good Guys with guns vs Bad Guys with guns”. “The only thi…
Torrie Lauren: North Korea
Torrie Lauren has strong, confusing opinions on North Korea.…
How to plan a wedding when both dinosaurs and meteors are in attendance
Let’s face it, weddings are difficult to plan at the best of times. The flowers, the food, choosing a DJ can all cause headaches. But what if the groom’s family and the bride’s family don’t get a…
Local man escapes allergy season by chopping off own head
Victoria, BC – Local man Liam Harris has managed to completely avoid the 2017 allergy season by using a large blade to remove his head. “Oh yeah, Liam looks great. No sniffling, no coughing…
Samoa ejected after trying to sneak into G20 using fake ID
HAMBURG – In addition to rowdy protests and police action, the G20 was also forced to remove the oft-forgotten island nation of Samoa after it attempted to sneak into the conference with a …
Toronto Wolfpack cruises to 90-0 rugby victory against terrified group of children
TORONTO – Continuing the breakaway success of their debut season, the Toronto Wolfpack rugby team has won a blowout victory against a group of fleeing, terrified schoolchildren who did not …
Government waste! This social worker gets paid over $30,000 dollars a year
Everyone knows that government is just a bloated parasite that lives off the hard work of citizens but you’ll never believe what they are doing now! Jennifer Wright, a social worker with a master…
Portraits of Canadiocity: Martin Luther King Jr
Bet you didn’t know Martin Luther King Jr. was Canadian.…
New Spider-Man film mostly scenes of Uncle Ben dying
HOLLYWOOD – At the world premiere of Marvel’s Spider-Man: Homecoming, fans of the franchise were treated to a new Spider-Man story, in which Uncle Ben dies a number of times in many differe…
Montreal bachelor party ready to experience worst city has to offer
MONTREAL — The bachelor party for soon-to-be groom Stephen Keefe has touched down in Montreal and is ready to enjoy to the fullest the bars, restaurants and clubs no local would ever be caught de…
