Poll: Most Canadians love single-payer healthcare except Alan, the single payer

MONTREAL – A new poll shows most Canadians are either happy or very happy with the current single payer system, with the notable exception of 28 year old Alan Roberts, the man personally re…

Little boy dreams of regulating women’s bodies when he grows up

DALLAS – Chester Sutton, a precocious 8 year old at Robert Lee elementary has advised his parents and teachers that when he grows up he wants to be in charge of drafting laws that tell wome…

“I didn’t touch the brownies you left on the counter, Mommy,” claims chocolate-covered Andrew Scheer

REGINA, SK – Despite chocolate smeared all over his face and hands, federal Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer insists he has no idea what happened to the freshly baked brownies his mo…

Brad Wall finishes ten year sentence as Saskatchewan Premier

REGINA – Brad Wall has completed his sentence as Saskatchewan Premier and is set to be released on parole in November. “I’ve made mistakes,” said a heavily tattooed Wall while exhaling a ci…

Manitoba Premier: ‘My wife is the hardest working premier in a long time’

WINNIPEG – Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister is defending his wife for responding to emails and phone calls for official government business on his behalf calling her Manitoba’s best premier…

Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes

Luke is joined by Jordan Foisy, Alexander Saxton and Lauren Messervey for this final podcast before the nuclear apocalypse. They discuss how North Korea went from global joke to our worst nightma…

We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!

Look, every group of friends has a Joey. A simple, fun-loving guy who is maybe not the brightest bulb in the shed and has definitely killed quite a number of people. But how do you know if that p…

Out of work giant rubber duck tragically deflates self with heroin needle

TORONTO – After weeks of unemployment following the Canada 150 celebrations, the giant rubber duck that was a star attraction has tragically deflated itself while trying to shoot heroin. “I…

Right whales disguised as adorable seal pups to raise awareness about pending extinction

ST. JOHN’S – A group of environmentalists are disguising all right whales – dead and alive – as adorable harp seal pups in an attempt to gain international attention to the plig…

Liberals ‘shocked’ that Saudi Arabia using Canadian weapons against civilians this soon

OTTAWA – A furious Chrystia Freeland advised reporters that the Trudeau government was “furious” that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia was using Canadian made personnel carriers and LAVs during …