Solar panel spill releases almost 1000000 lumens of sunlight into environment
BROOKS, AB – A large solar farm in Brooks has experienced a massive accidental spill, releasing an unprecedented amount of daylight into an area encompassing several square kilometers aroun…
Air show opens with sky acknowledgment
TORONTO – In a move that many are considering very progressive, this year’s air show began with a statement recognizing the traditional Indigenous keepers of the airspace where the show was…
Andrew Scheer: “The only reason I never attend Pride is because I’m always trapped under overturned tractors”
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is defending himself against the charge that he purposely avoids attending Pride, stating that the only reason he does not attend these parades an…
Superhero’s girlfriend preemptively saves everyone the trouble and kidnaps herself
NEW YORK – After spending the majority of her adult life as the victim of ludicrously complicated villainous heists, Christa MacDonald, grad student and longtime girlfriend of NYC’s second most f…
Party guest has less fun board game for everyone to play next
CALEDON, ON – A sense of dread filled the air midway through Kayla Dissellia’s party as one attendee claimed they have a great game for everyone to play next. Up until that point, the casua…
Trudeau forces 10 bus passengers to miss their stop
MONTREAL – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau created a ruckus on a STM bus while filming a political advertisement for the Liberal Party of Canada causing at least 10 passengers to miss their s…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 6
Emma and Miguel look at the Quebec religious symbols ban.…
Doug Ford unveils entirely sticker-based agenda
There’s a sticker for that!…
At G7, Trump completes transformation to ‘racist uncle no one wants to talk to at party’
Trump manages to make even the G7 interesting.…
