Watch: Season 3, Episode 7
Emma and Miguel go ham on the NFL; Andrew Phung explores online youth culture.…
Study: thousands of Canadians currently having emotional affair with “Sarah From The Conservative Party.”
No one understands me like you do Sarah…
Education cuts force class to share single pencil
A handy guide to dealing with education cuts…
Search and rescue crews continue to look for any signal of federal NDP campaign
OTTAWA – With dwindling hope, search and rescue crews continue to scour the country looking for any signs of an election campaign for a major party. Rescuers believe that the NDP is running…
Child expertly carries out covert pee in pool
EDMONTON, AB — Earlier today, during a pool party at his neighbour’s house, Tommy Watkins, 7, successfully executed an unnoticed pee in the pool. “When you love playing in the pool as much …
Ongoing Titanic deterioration halts production of live-action underwater musical
ST. JOHNS – A live-action underwater musical remake of the acclaimed film Titanic has been in the works for years, but production came to a halt this week after 4K footage of the delicate w…
Solar panel spill releases almost 1000000 lumens of sunlight into environment
BROOKS, AB – A large solar farm in Brooks has experienced a massive accidental spill, releasing an unprecedented amount of daylight into an area encompassing several square kilometers aroun…
Air show opens with sky acknowledgment
TORONTO – In a move that many are considering very progressive, this year’s air show began with a statement recognizing the traditional Indigenous keepers of the airspace where the show was…
Andrew Scheer: “The only reason I never attend Pride is because I’m always trapped under overturned tractors”
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is defending himself against the charge that he purposely avoids attending Pride, stating that the only reason he does not attend these parades an…
Superhero’s girlfriend preemptively saves everyone the trouble and kidnaps herself
NEW YORK – After spending the majority of her adult life as the victim of ludicrously complicated villainous heists, Christa MacDonald, grad student and longtime girlfriend of NYC’s second most f…
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